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[hexuality]

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Welcome to the City, and to Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes!

[Look, it's the youngest Weasley in question, filming a post to the network from behind the counter at her brothers' joke shop. The place itself is absolutely bustling with people and noise (chatter, whizzing, bangs, flashes!) and Ginny herself looks a little tousled but beaming. She has to raise her voice a bit to be heard.]

Looks like the weekend brought the visitors with it, so we're having a special until everyone goes home! Maybe that's three days from now, maybe it's tomorrow! Wouldn't you hate to miss this lot?

[The camera wheels around to show the shop, the shelves, the colourful magical products, then back to her.]

So come find us! And if you ask us how Babbitty Rabbitty's Cackling Stump is doing, you'll get 10% off one item of your choice! And if you're family—or from home at all—you'll just have to outright bribe me for a discount. [Wink. That means you, brothers, she knows you're out there.] We hope to see you here!

[And with a flourish of her wand and a shower of indoor fireworks later, rousing applause and appreciation from the patrons, the feed ends.]



[ooc; FOURTH WALL! HAVE AT HER. Just no doubles, no telling her she's from a book, and no future spoilers beyond the Final Battle (though if it happens, she'll conveniently forget once it's all over). Feel free to threadjack, too! HAVE FUN AND BACKDATE FOREVER! ♥

Ginny will be at the joke shop, at Passioné, and out and about in the City once shop hours are over. Come troll her on the network or in person!]

Comments

[hexuality]

Oh, please. He's brilliant. And I'm in the middle of a joke shop, for Merlin's sake—what else can he do? It's already mad in here.

[mapmaker]

Believe me, Sirius could try.

[hexuality]

I believe you, Remus. But I know how to handle people like Sirius, I grew up with two of him.

[mapmaker]

[ Someone sets off an indoor firework and Remus twists to watch it, a smile ghosting his mouth. ]

If he makes off with half your stock, send me an owl. I'll try to retrieve it before we leave.

[hexuality]

You say that like it'll be easy to make off with half my stock. I'll watch out, trust me.

[mapmaker]

[ He might have James' cloak! ]

Oh, I do.

[hexuality]

[She grins up at him then sweeps an arm out to the shop at large, turning him round to face it all.]

So help yourself, take a look around. Put some wet-start fireworks in Sirius' shower.

[mapmaker]

[ He laughs at that. ]

And start World War III, Miss Weasley you're a bad influence. Just like Arthur.

[hexuality]

My dad, a bad influence? You're taking the piss.

[mapmaker]

He's calmed down a bit now. He's sweet on a girl from our year. [ A smile. ]

But I think James was a little bit in love with him for a bit.

[hexuality]

[She laughs, shaking her head.]

Is it Molly?

[mapmaker]

Yes, how did you - ? [ But she has the same features and that's all it takes for him to really smile. ]

Good for them, that's brilliant.

[hexuality]

[She grins, sticking out a hand to shake his.]

Ginevra Molly Weasley. It's a pleasure.

[mapmaker]

[ Practically beaming. ]

I'm so pleased. We all hoped they'd get together eventually.

[hexuality]

They really love each other.

[mapmaker]

Molly gives him so much grief but I'm still not surprised. Everyone I know ends up fighting first and getting married later.

[ Lily, James. HE IS LOOKING AT YOU. ]