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[yourbestguysgun]

[ He's sticking to audio because he mostly looks like shit right now. That's what he gets for being used to his cushy life of sleeping like a normal person and then going right back to war etiquette. Soon he's going to find a beer and a cigarette and maybe a sandwich and then pass the fuck out.

Probably like in the next five minutes if he can get his limbs to co-ordinate themselves. ]

All right, roll call. Who do I have to be worried about?

[ He doesn't specify he means people he actually likes. He's too tired to even be sarcastic. ]

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voice;

[asofwar]

No-one here.

voice;

[yourbestguysgun]

Did they get as far as the woods?

voice;

[asofwar]

Ah - we have found shelter in the city, like civilized folk.

voice;

[yourbestguysgun]

You get into much trouble with the mayhem?

voice;

[asofwar]

Only the one that was expected. You?

voice;

[yourbestguysgun]

I work on the police force so yeah, kinda got into the thick of it.

voice;

[asofwar]

The police force being what, exactly?

[punchedhitler]

[He's sleeping. Like a log. On the couch, facedown, still in his uniform, his shield lying on the floor next to him. Crepe is asleep inside the bowl of it]

[yourbestguysgun]

[ After he's done he ends up padding barefoot into the room. Crepe opens her sleepy eyes and looks at him and Bucky can't help the twist in his chest. He's lucky, he should try to remember that at all times.

So he crosses the room and runs a hand through Steve's hair. He doesn't want to wake him but it's been a tough while. ]

[punchedhitler]

[He snorts and opens his eyes. He's in a pool of his own drool. Captain America, ladies and gentlemen.]

Wh-

[yourbestguysgun]

Hey.

[ God, that's disgusting. It's a good thing he loves you. ] If you sleep there you're gonna ruin your neck.

[punchedhitler]

Oh my-

[He wipes his face with his hand and sits up]

Urgh, I didn't even change.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ He's got marks on his face from the cushion, that shouldn't be as stupidly endearing as it is. ]

You should definitely get pajamas, yeah. [ Bucky's pretty sure he would carry him right now if he weren't so huge. ]

[punchedhitler]

I need a shower, first.

[He takes a minute, looks around]

Would it be really terrible to ask you to order in some food?

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[hexuality]

[This probably comes hours after the initial post because someone didn't even bother to check the network before passing out on her bed. Sorry, bro.]

Define worried.

voice ][

[yourbestguysgun]

That doesn't sound good.

voice ][

[hexuality]

Calm down. I'm fine.

voice ][

[yourbestguysgun]

You sure about that?

voice ][

[hexuality]

[Honestly?]

No. [But her voice is gentle.] Go to bed, Barnes.

voice ][

[yourbestguysgun]

[ He's so tired but it's almost outweighed by his worry. ]

What's going on, Gin?

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[subecho]

Your face. You want for one.


[ get it? audio? no video feed? is he not hilarious? are asgard puns not the best of all time? ]

[asofwar]

[You are so clever.]

[subecho]

[ ...may he tell another? May he? ]

[asofwar]

[No.]

video; i thought i'd responded to this I AM SO SORRY.

[yourbestguysgun]

Well, the one I have's kind of a mess. Saving people from it.