Video: Blood Brothers

[coldchaos]

This is my Thor.

You may not touch him. Or I will turn your trachea into a venomous serpent, your innards into scorpions, then lead you out in front of a fast moving bus and watch you explode into a piñata full of death that shall seek out your loved ones and ensure their destruction.

I decide whether he lives. I decide whether he dies. That is my honor alone.

Comments

[text]

[not_like_the_rest]

THAT is the worst threat I have ever herd.

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[coldchaos]

How sheltered you are. Truly.

[deadmanbusiness]

Have you thought about getting married?

[coldchaos]

He's a bit too dull to be my type. Not overly flexible.

[mortemscintilla]

... Are people allowed to feed him?

[coldchaos]

No. You shall not be allowed to win his attentions through food.

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[subecho]

Yes.

[indecent_butterfly]

You make One almost wish to see it happen.

[coldchaos]

I do not make command performances, but for an one such as yourself, it might be arranged on a suitable target.

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[subecho]

There are more Thors who walk this world?

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[coldchaos]

Look how dull you are, how in need of me. I shall never let you go, not to your own ends and not to another.

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[sympathyforme]

Hm. I can actually relate to that.

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[coldchaos]

I knew I could not be the only sensible creature in this place.

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[subecho]

...you too wish a serving of me?

( v i d e o )

[studmuffin]

Wow.

I really wish I had popcorn right now.

[coldchaos]

Whatever for?

[yourlastdance]

My, my. You're a cheerful soul, aren't you?

[coldchaos]

Oh but you've no idea.

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[trenchknives]

A piñata full of death? That's kinda...

[A pause.]

Seems a little over the top, y'know?

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[coldchaos]

If I'm to make an example, it must be quite the memorable one.

[unflagging]

Did you really just say "a piñata full of death?" Not criticizing. Just asking.

[coldchaos]

Sometimes I enjoy a bit of whimsy with my murder.

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[exaltate]

You can't simply claim ownership of another person in that fashion, especially the unwilling.

[ Then again... she doesn't know this 'Thor' so maybe he is entirely willing. ]

His life should be his choice alone.

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[coldchaos]

You wish him for yourself.

I can tell.

[synanthrope]

I don't think you can explode into a pinata.

[coldchaos]

Trifles of language.

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[pinokosthewife]

KYAAAAA!!

Why would you SHAY shomething like that, you big mean, creep?!

That'sh sho dishgushting, ohmigewdnesh!