Video: Blood Brothers

[coldchaos]

This is my Thor.

You may not touch him. Or I will turn your trachea into a venomous serpent, your innards into scorpions, then lead you out in front of a fast moving bus and watch you explode into a piñata full of death that shall seek out your loved ones and ensure their destruction.

I decide whether he lives. I decide whether he dies. That is my honor alone.

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[not_like_the_rest]

THAT is the worst threat I have ever herd.

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[coldchaos]

How sheltered you are. Truly.

[deadmanbusiness]

Have you thought about getting married?

[coldchaos]

He's a bit too dull to be my type. Not overly flexible.

[mortemscintilla]

... Are people allowed to feed him?

[deadmanbusiness]

I bring it up only because my father and uncle are the only ones who have made threats like that, and it's usually in reference to their significant others.

And it doesn't quite sound like you've got ... brotherly love going on there.

[indecent_butterfly]

You make One almost wish to see it happen.

[coldchaos]

No. You shall not be allowed to win his attentions through food.

[coldchaos]

Oh, well, don't they sound interesting.

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[subecho]

Yes.

[coldchaos]

I do not make command performances, but for an one such as yourself, it might be arranged on a suitable target.

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[subecho]

There are more Thors who walk this world?

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[coldchaos]

I shall kill him should you do so.

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[coldchaos]

Look how dull you are, how in need of me. I shall never let you go, not to your own ends and not to another.

[mortemscintilla]

But what if someone just wants to feed him?

No sinister ulterior motives. No schemes to steal him away.

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[indecent_butterfly]

One can think of at least one suitable target. [Annoying thing that acts like an idiot in front of others, talks about food like there's nothing else in the world...]

[coldchaos]

Lackwit.

When I say no, that is a resounding not on your sad mortal life.

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[not_like_the_rest]

How about "I will strap you down and kill everyone you love right infront of you by cutting them up slowly, putting each part into a grinder after it's taken off so you can both see their body slowly turned into ground meat. Then I'll stuff that ground meat down your throat so you can taste their pain."

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[sympathyforme]

Hm. I can actually relate to that.

[coldchaos]

[Ready, aim, fire.]

I've no doubt you can.

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[mortemscintilla]

But I've just made some rakfisk and kjøttkaker that I think he'd like to try.

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[coldchaos]

I knew I could not be the only sensible creature in this place.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Food, Thor!!! ]

[ Free food. ]

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[subecho]

But you are no cook, brother.

[coldchaos]

One ought not ever rely solely on physical strength where the sake of one's favorite things are concerned.