makingastatement: (♦)
Al Capone ([personal profile] makingastatement) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-05-21 12:50 am

o o 6 . v i d e o

[ The woman in the video takes her time setting up the camera in a bar that is definitely not one of his...her...regular dives. At first she's hesitant, attempting to slick back her hair and crudely adjust the tie and vest to compliment her, ah, altered chest area.

It might not have been the best idea, but it's late to turn back now.
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What. Don't act like it ain't happening to the rest of you. I'm not gonna cry over it or let 'em think that it bugs me any more than the other shit that goes on here.

[ She shifts her weight in the chair ever-so slightly before taking a long swig from a nearby bottle. ]

I'm just gonna go on the record and say that if one more of your sonnuvabitches, man-woman, woman-man or otherwise, says something about this, I still got fists and they work just fine.

[ Right on cue, a whistle. She barely knits her brows in annoyance before she's lunging out of her chair and is off the screen like a blur. ]

C'mere, ya fuckin'--!!

[ There's just a hint of a yelp before the feed cuts out. ]

[ Backdated to the 20th. Replies from [personal profile] shesgotastatement. Please bug, troll or otherwise. C: ]
brobeforehos: (capisce?)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-21 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
To be honest, it's fifty-fifty from what I've seen, when it comes to reactions to this.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ are you always this stupid?)

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
What, one half affected and the other half just plain assholes?
brobeforehos: (Default)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-22 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the affected half is whining and the other half takes it with a sense of humour. The ones unaffected go any which way. We've got an abundance of assholes here.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ still in charge)

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-24 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ain't that the truth.

What about you-- are you always a girl or just on special occasions?
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-05-24 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
What you see is pretty much what you always get.

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recognize_a_curse: (genderswap lawl)

Video: Here, have Meyer, girl!curse journal and all

[personal profile] recognize_a_curse 2013-05-21 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
So it doesn't bug you, but you don't want anyone to say anything about it.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ still in charge)

video; nothing ever looked more glorious

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-22 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
They don't hafta say anything stupid. I'd say that's pretty reasonable.

Wait. This happened to you again?
recognize_a_curse: (genderswap serious)

[personal profile] recognize_a_curse 2013-05-22 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Seems like the City has a predilection for making me female.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ bad feeling)

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-22 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
You might wanna follow up on that one.

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thermonuclear_birdbrain: (hell raven)

video;

[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-05-21 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[On screen is a strong-faced Asian man with long shaggy hair, broad heavy shoulders, and very familiar red-orange burning eyes. Though Utsuho's voice was already on the low side for a girl, now it's pretty deep but still ever so energetic and intense.]

Hey, you're the guy that runs the bar!
Edited 2013-05-21 15:55 (UTC)
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ bad feeling)

video;

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Still do.

[ A squint. ]

You the bird-broad I almost dumped water on?
thermonuclear_birdbrain: (hell raven)

video;

[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-05-22 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's me!

You look pretty different. Not bad, though! Better than you did!

[A rumbly laugh and a flip of big black wings.]

You know, someday I should know who you are past "that guy who tried to dump water on me that one time." Where do you hang out? Can I come by sometime?
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ my dick is literally *gone*)

video;

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-24 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Still not 100% still on the normalcy of wings and previous discussions of hell, but hey-- why not. ]

Yeah. Call me Al.

Anywhere but the bars when I'm not working. Been looking at the Arena lately in the Underground. They put on some pretty good fights. Not sure if that's your cup of tea.

[personal profile] 1ntagli0 2013-05-21 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[...but... Carla loves to fight... She's also a troll. And a bitch. And a lech.]

So, in short, you're saying I can't put my head between your legs.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ are you thick?)

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-22 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, so in short she is great company then. ]

You can try if you're not gonna miss it when it's removed.

Someone's decided to be crude today.....

[personal profile] 1ntagli0 2013-05-22 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That is not how you thank someone for sucking your twat.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ hormones do what)

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-24 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
HEY.

You talk to your mother with that mouth, pal?

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[personal profile] valentineluke 2013-05-22 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Recognizes who this is. Body might be completely different, but the familiar mannerisms are still there.]

Keep in mind your center of gravity has changed as well. It will have an impact on your fighting ability and you'll have to make adjustments accordingly.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ bad feeling)

[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-22 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ He returns to the camera, wiping his nose on the back of his hand and smoothing back a section of hair that has fallen out of place. ]

I think he got the message.
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[personal profile] valentineluke 2013-05-22 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Al; if things take a serious turn for the worst with male aggressors while you're still in that form, don't hesitate to fight dirty.
shesgotastatement: credit: hollowart (♦ well. shit.)

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[personal profile] shesgotastatement 2013-05-24 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't gonna be a problem. I deal with drunks all the time. Different body doesn't change anything up
here.

[ He taps his head. ]

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whitetwoguns: (midstory)

after that curse....

[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2013-05-26 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Al.

I got an idea. I think you'll like it.
whitetwoguns: (Inappropriate Table Conversation)

The least he can do...also he figures it might not be well received during....

[personal profile] whitetwoguns 2013-05-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Me and Jimmy were talkin' and at first it was a shit idea but the more I think about it, the better it is. The three of us we could go in on an investment and with the right planning the only way to go is up.

What of we bought a racehorse, you know? Own it. Have it stabled. Have somebody race it but then be raking in the big change.

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