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[makingastatement]

[ The woman in the video takes her time setting up the camera in a bar that is definitely not one of his...her...regular dives. At first she's hesitant, attempting to slick back her hair and crudely adjust the tie and vest to compliment her, ah, altered chest area.

It might not have been the best idea, but it's late to turn back now. ]

What. Don't act like it ain't happening to the rest of you. I'm not gonna cry over it or let 'em think that it bugs me any more than the other shit that goes on here.

[ She shifts her weight in the chair ever-so slightly before taking a long swig from a nearby bottle. ]

I'm just gonna go on the record and say that if one more of your sonnuvabitches, man-woman, woman-man or otherwise, says something about this, I still got fists and they work just fine.

[ Right on cue, a whistle. She barely knits her brows in annoyance before she's lunging out of her chair and is off the screen like a blur. ]

C'mere, ya fuckin'--!!

[ There's just a hint of a yelp before the feed cuts out. ]

[ Backdated to the 20th. Replies from shesgotastatement. Please bug, troll or otherwise. C: ]

Comments

[brobeforehos]

To be honest, it's fifty-fifty from what I've seen, when it comes to reactions to this.

Video: Here, have Meyer, girl!curse journal and all

[recognize_a_curse]

So it doesn't bug you, but you don't want anyone to say anything about it.

video;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

[On screen is a strong-faced Asian man with long shaggy hair, broad heavy shoulders, and very familiar red-orange burning eyes. Though Utsuho's voice was already on the low side for a girl, now it's pretty deep but still ever so energetic and intense.]

Hey, you're the guy that runs the bar!

[1ntagli0]

[...but... Carla loves to fight... She's also a troll. And a bitch. And a lech.]

So, in short, you're saying I can't put my head between your legs.

[valentineluke]

[Recognizes who this is. Body might be completely different, but the familiar mannerisms are still there.]

Keep in mind your center of gravity has changed as well. It will have an impact on your fighting ability and you'll have to make adjustments accordingly.

[shesgotastatement]

What, one half affected and the other half just plain assholes?

video; nothing ever looked more glorious

[shesgotastatement]

They don't hafta say anything stupid. I'd say that's pretty reasonable.

Wait. This happened to you again?

video;

[shesgotastatement]

Still do.

[ A squint. ]

You the bird-broad I almost dumped water on?

[shesgotastatement]

[ Oh, so in short she is great company then. ]

You can try if you're not gonna miss it when it's removed.

[recognize_a_curse]

Yeah. Seems like the City has a predilection for making me female.

[shesgotastatement]

You might wanna follow up on that one.

[shesgotastatement]

[ He returns to the camera, wiping his nose on the back of his hand and smoothing back a section of hair that has fallen out of place. ]

I think he got the message.

(Filtered)

[valentineluke]

Al; if things take a serious turn for the worst with male aggressors while you're still in that form, don't hesitate to fight dirty.

[recognize_a_curse]

What do you mean by that?

[brobeforehos]

One of the affected half is whining and the other half takes it with a sense of humour. The ones unaffected go any which way. We've got an abundance of assholes here.

Someone's decided to be crude today.....

[1ntagli0]

That is not how you thank someone for sucking your twat.

video;

[thermonuclear_birdbrain]

Yeah, that's me!

You look pretty different. Not bad, though! Better than you did!

[A rumbly laugh and a flip of big black wings.]

You know, someday I should know who you are past "that guy who tried to dump water on me that one time." Where do you hang out? Can I come by sometime?

[shesgotastatement]

Ain't that the truth.

What about you-- are you always a girl or just on special occasions?

[shesgotastatement]

Once, I mean sure. Twice? Somebody might have their eyes on you.

'Course I was just saying your place needs more girls. I didn't mean like this.

video;

[shesgotastatement]

[ Still not 100% still on the normalcy of wings and previous discussions of hell, but hey-- why not. ]

Yeah. Call me Al.

Anywhere but the bars when I'm not working. Been looking at the Arena lately in the Underground. They put on some pretty good fights. Not sure if that's your cup of tea.

[shesgotastatement]

HEY.

You talk to your mother with that mouth, pal?

(Filtered)

[shesgotastatement]

It ain't gonna be a problem. I deal with drunks all the time. Different body doesn't change anything up
here.

[ He taps his head. ]

[brobeforehos]

What you see is pretty much what you always get.

[recognize_a_curse]

Given how much the Deities like to piss us off, I'd've thought they'd do it twice to someone who'd be more angry about it. It'll be over in 24 hours, anyway.

[1ntagli0]

Yes.

[Admittedly, she hasn't seen her mother in ten years and still hates the stupid cow.]

But it's not her I'm propositioning.