video;

[indecent_butterfly]

[Someone has, quite literally, woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Not only that, ne's not alone and not by choice as the video shows a rather grumpy 'Li' in bed next to nem.]

Normally One does not mind waking with a bed-mate. It makes for an interesting start of the day. [Not this time.]

But uninvited and unwanted guests do cause a lot of work when One has to reestablish the wards upon the castle. [Hey deities, can you stop sending in the jerk? Please?]

[There's no need to make this next part private given he's been here before and is already aware of the others living there. Ne holds up nir hand to
show off the cuff connecting the two.]

It seems we have a guest for the day.

Comments

video;

[indecent_butterfly]

You have never had the experience?

What a shame. That should be rectified.

video;

[anatural]

[There is absolutely no good way to answer that question. (Like she'd admit to the ENTIRE NETWORK that she's been "eaten" quite a bit.)]

That is none of your business!

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Dying of laughter. ]

[ Internally. ]

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[anatural]

[LAUGH ALL YOU WANT. NOBLE PRIZE.]

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Tsk. Jealousy is a disease. ]

[ Get well soon, bitch. ]

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[anatural]

[Jealousy isn't her current disease. Asshole.]

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Ain't it the truth? ;; ]

video;

[indecent_butterfly]

Or perhaps One was wrong and you just suffer from it not being well done.

video;

[anatural]

[STEAM POURING OUT OF EARS]

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[her only complaint is it doesn't happen enough]

video;

[indecent_butterfly]

The lady doth protest too much.

video;

[anatural]

[END CONVERSATION. END. END. END.

But not before accidentally posting this video of her extremely guilty / embarrassed / dear world: i have been eaten many times face]