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[indecent_butterfly]

[Someone has, quite literally, woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Not only that, ne's not alone and not by choice as the video shows a rather grumpy 'Li' in bed next to nem.]

Normally One does not mind waking with a bed-mate. It makes for an interesting start of the day. [Not this time.]

But uninvited and unwanted guests do cause a lot of work when One has to reestablish the wards upon the castle. [Hey deities, can you stop sending in the jerk? Please?]

[There's no need to make this next part private given he's been here before and is already aware of the others living there. Ne holds up nir hand to
show off the cuff connecting the two.]

It seems we have a guest for the day.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ A bitter jerk with Hatter -- a wide-eyed innocent with Thor. Oh, what a tangled web we weave. ]

But I never asked to be stolen!

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[subecho]

Be silent. You are noble prize. A cook is worth thousands.

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[mortemscintilla]

Not without the use of both hands, he's not!

[ He jingles the hand chained to Hatter's for emphasis. ]

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[subecho]

Have you yet feet?

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[mortemscintilla]

So far.

[ g u l p ]

Unless she cuts them off.

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[subecho]

I say you cook faster.

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[mortemscintilla]

B-But I wasn't hired to cook for this household!

The City dumped me here! I'm no better than a prisoner!

[ Help me! Help meeeee! ]

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[subecho]

Whisk more! Complain less!

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[mortemscintilla]

I think as a hostage in a stranger's home, I have a right to complain!

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[subecho]

Very well. I listen.

I give you the five minutes to cast all complaint. All of it. At once.

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[mortemscintilla]

Um...

N-Not that I don't appreciate the sympathetic ear, [ Or whatever the hell this is. ] but since it's a City curse, it won't make a lick of difference.

I think I'll just, um, eat my feelings instead. Or however the saying goes.

[ re: he'll raid Hatter's fridge and strip it down to the polish. ]

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[subecho]

...more cookery, then?


[ Feed. Him. ]

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[mortemscintilla]

Well. I guess I could cook. It's better than sitting around[ glaring daggers at Hatter ] doing nothing.

[ Food. The eternal savior c: ]

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[subecho]

I shall take your food.

[ This is an honour, Hei. Truly. ]

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[mortemscintilla]

[ The food ain't on his coin, Thor. By all means. Help yourself. ]

Feel free to. [ D E R P ] A-Although I guess you should ask Miss Mad Hatter first. This is her house, after all.

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[subecho]

You will not feed me?

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[mortemscintilla]

[ y r u lookin' at me liek dat? 8( ]

O-Of course we will!

And share the good wines too! [ Because everyone could use a little liquid cheer right about now. ]

[indecent_butterfly]

[Giving nem ideas?]

[mortemscintilla]

[ Unless he plans to do it first. ]