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List of things that probably put you on some 'villain' list:

Electrocuting your twin for making out with your hero.

I should just keep repeating that to myself.

Also, let it be said: you shouldn't ever mix us up. I'm the one with the dark hair and the cape, and he's the one who looks like an old man.

[ooc: if you want to say your character has mixed them up in the past, please don't hesitate]

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Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up.

Nothing.

Happened.

You tried to dip him.

Dude! Curse! I had nothing to do with anything except the part where I spent like three hours brushing my teeth and trying to forget it!

You could have at least told me when it happened! I end up seeing a woman in her underwear and I tell you.

"Hey bro, Captain America is here, I know because I made out with him?"

Seemed a little awkward.

About as awkward as, 'hey bro, I was helping this new person and she stripped to her underwear and made me put her in an isolation tank.'

That's different. That was a stranger.

No no no.

It was exactly the same.

I was traumatized!

So was I!

She wasn't even naked!

He wasn't even naked!

She didn't make out with you!

Thank god for small favors.

How can you be so weird and jealous about this?

Dude, if I had kissed...I don't know, if I had kissed Megan Fox you would totally have punched me in the face by now!

You're basically married though.

So is Cap'.

If I was basically married I would be graceful about you making out with Megan Fox.

Yes, you would gracefully break my nose.

Don't project your anger issues onto me bro.

[Saying this mainly to piss you off.]

I will electrocute you in your sleep.

[This is muttered.]

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