032 || video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

This curse always amuses me. How many people have wound up with photos of my lovers and I? I apologize if they're... too "graphic" for you.

I suppose it's rude of me to show these but they'll never return to their proper owners if I don't, right? I certainly found quite a few violent ones this time around.

[He flashes this photo set first.]

Slapping a woman? How scandalous.

[The second is a bit more gorey. He doesn't seem to recognize that it's a photo of Andrew Ryan.]

Oh dear. A suit gone to waste.

[He smirks at the last one, offering a playful salute]

Good job, Steve. If that is indeed the real Hitler, you have even more respect from me now.


[Private to Penny//Unhackable;]
[His attitude changes from amused to concerned. He must have found something not so good.]

Penny, I... found a photo of you. Do you want it or would you prefer I toss it?


[Private to Bucky//Viewable to Steve Rogers//Unhackable;]
I didn't know you and Steve had a... thing. The reaction you two gave me in my past entry had me thinking neither of you were like that. I must say, I'm a bit jealous~


[OOC: Backdated to yesterday.]

Comments

[punchedhitler]

That isn't the real-

[PAUSE]

Can you make this private?

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Your photo? I don't think I can.

Unless you mean the conversation, then yes.

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

I meant the conversation, yes.

It's not that-

We don't usually talk about it. That's all.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

So you two are an item?

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

[Pause. They agreed it would be okay, if people knew, but Steve is still very private about it.]

Yes.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

How cute.

I'm a little sad he got to you first. What I wouldn't do to that amazing body of yours...

[You are doomed to be hit on forever now, Steve. He's been holding back on you.]

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

I don't think that's appropriate.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Puffff. He rolls his eyes]

Fine, fine. But if you two ever need any tips, I'm quite the expert on such matters.

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

[Q U I E T]

Thank you.

[HE HAS TO BE POLITE]

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[NONSENSE.]

Can I at least steal a quick peck next time we see each other? Bucky can have one too.

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

I-

No.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're breaking my heart, Steve.

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

It happens to us all.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He lets out a dramatic sigh]

Want the photo back?

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

Please.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Where do you want me to drop it off?

[At least he got to crotchgrab him before. ... DAMMIT, IF HE HAD KNOWN BACK THEN...]

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

At the station would do.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Alright. I'll be there soon.