032 || video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

This curse always amuses me. How many people have wound up with photos of my lovers and I? I apologize if they're... too "graphic" for you.

I suppose it's rude of me to show these but they'll never return to their proper owners if I don't, right? I certainly found quite a few violent ones this time around.

[He flashes this photo set first.]

Slapping a woman? How scandalous.

[The second is a bit more gorey. He doesn't seem to recognize that it's a photo of Andrew Ryan.]

Oh dear. A suit gone to waste.

[He smirks at the last one, offering a playful salute]

Good job, Steve. If that is indeed the real Hitler, you have even more respect from me now.


[Private to Penny//Unhackable;]
[His attitude changes from amused to concerned. He must have found something not so good.]

Penny, I... found a photo of you. Do you want it or would you prefer I toss it?


[Private to Bucky//Viewable to Steve Rogers//Unhackable;]
I didn't know you and Steve had a... thing. The reaction you two gave me in my past entry had me thinking neither of you were like that. I must say, I'm a bit jealous~


[OOC: Backdated to yesterday.]

Comments

[punchedhitler]

That isn't the real-

[PAUSE]

Can you make this private?

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Your photo? I don't think I can.

Unless you mean the conversation, then yes.

private//video;

[punchedhitler]

I meant the conversation, yes.

It's not that-

We don't usually talk about it. That's all.

private//video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

So you two are an item?

private; 1/2

[mortemscintilla]

[ Mother. Fucker. ]

private;

[mortemscintilla]

[ He resists the urge to threaten or impart violence, and affects a stutter instead, ]

Um...

I-I'd like that picture back, sir.

private;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh. It's you?

The picture amused me. I'm sure you had good reason to slap her.

private;

[mortemscintilla]

[ He reddens. (Or at least pretends to). ]

We ...um...

We were role-playing, actually. [ A bald-faced lie. But he's so good at those. ]

Voice

[rianofski]

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't circulate the photo of me quite so wantonly.

[Because he may not have realized it's Andrew, but Andrew certainly has.]

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh...! That... gruesome one is you? I apologize then. I didn't recognize you in it...

Re: video;

[rianofski]

Just as well -- I have no interest in being recognized like that. I'd prefer it, however, if you didn't mention it to anyone else.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Of course. I'll scrap the photo for you.

1/2

[yourbestguysgun]

What thing?

2/2

[yourbestguysgun]

-- How easy to you think it'd be to convince you that ain't us?

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

Well, your boyfriend just told me otherwise.

video;

[yourbestguysgun]

[ If his face goes a little pink it's nothing to do with the fact that he likes Steve admitting they are.

Honest. ] Got one of yours. [ You are ... grabbing crotches. ] Is this the fella you're seeing?

[same filter]

[anunluckypenny]

What is it? Is it bad?

[same filter]

[majorcrotchgrab]

Yes, it's bad - and insulting that they would even publish such a thing in the newspaper...!

[same filter]

[anunluckypenny]

Can I see...?

[manyadenouement]

Enjoying yourself?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Of course. I like seeing what photos of myself turn up.

[manyadenouement]

Well if that's what you like then I can get some pictures of you.

video.

[prosopopoeia]

[You know. She is tempted not to give this picture back. That Volgin guy tried to crush her once upon a time. But whatever, it's not like she wants to keep it either.]

Where can zhis be sent.

video.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Better not tell Raikov about that.]

Hn...? Oh. You have one of those photos? I'm at Diva's mansion. Or you can drop it off at Building 4, Apartment 30.

video.

[prosopopoeia]

[...She doesn't quite suppress the sneer. She fucking hates those vampires.]

It will be in the mail.