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blood plus - karl fei-ong
37 - The Umbrella Of Your Lies
[ What. The. Fuck. ]
WHY WOULD I HOST MY OWN COOKING SHOW?!
I DON'T EVEN
EAT
!!!
[OOC: Disclaimer. The image is from Deviantart. Not mine, but ain't it shiny? c: ]
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onset
2013-03-22 11:41 am (UTC)
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You don't even eat.
[o
kay]
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worldofourown
2013-03-22 11:54 am (UTC)
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Yes. That's what I said.
[ He's a vampire. Undead. Thing 8( ]
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onset
2013-03-22 12:00 pm (UTC)
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That's. Unfortunate?
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worldofourown
2013-03-22 12:04 pm (UTC)
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[ He snorts. ]
Hardly
. If anything it's liberating. No stomach viruses. No heartburn.
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onset
2013-03-22 12:14 pm (UTC)
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I suppose not. I take it you're on a different kind of diet.
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worldofourown
2013-03-22 12:19 pm (UTC)
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Quite right.
Fresh blood. Straight from the fount.
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onset
2013-03-22 02:05 pm (UTC)
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[he clears his throat.]
The fount being-?
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worldofourown
2013-03-22 02:06 pm (UTC)
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Oh. You
know
.
[ He makes a slashing gesture across the neck. ]
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onset
2013-03-22 02:34 pm (UTC)
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[That looks pleasant.]
Like... a vampire.
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worldofourown
2013-03-23 12:20 am (UTC)
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[ It's even more fun when the blood-spray angles right into his open mouth ♥ ]
Vampire is a term for storybooks. I prefer the word
Chiropteran.
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onset
2013-03-23 06:46 pm (UTC)
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Chiropteran - of course. Forgive my ignorance.
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worldofourown
2013-03-24 12:02 am (UTC)
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It's fine. Between the different species of blood-guzzlers here, anyone can get confused.
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onset
2013-03-24 09:44 am (UTC)
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I hadn't really cared enough to start counting.
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worldofourown
2013-03-24 10:20 am (UTC)
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I find that highly unlikely. This place
crawls
with vampires like a head of lice. You likely spoke to one or two and didn't even realize it.
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onset
2013-03-24 05:38 pm (UTC)
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That's probably a good thing, isn't it.
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worldofourown
2013-03-25 01:01 am (UTC)
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Not unless you have tasty blood and don't like sharing.
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onset
2013-03-25 01:08 pm (UTC)
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Oh, no, I'm - quite sure my blood is quite unremarkable. But thank you.
[what]
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worldofourown
2013-03-26 02:21 am (UTC)
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Come now.
Everyone's
blood has a certain special tang. It's what makes you
you
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[ Karl Fei-Ong. Motivational blood-whisperer. At your service :| ]
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onset
2013-03-26 11:53 am (UTC)
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[Huh.]
Guess you learn something new every day.
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worldofourown
2013-03-27 03:10 am (UTC)
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There's much more I could educate you on, concerning the finer details of bloodshed. You'll be a wiser man for it.
[ He liesssss :| ]
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onset
2013-03-27 04:37 pm (UTC)
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Oh - no, that's quite all right, thank you.
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[o
kay]
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[ He's a vampire. Undead. Thing 8( ]
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Hardly. If anything it's liberating. No stomach viruses. No heartburn.
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Fresh blood. Straight from the fount.
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[ He makes a slashing gesture across the neck. ]
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Like... a vampire.
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Vampire is a term for storybooks. I prefer the word Chiropteran.
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[what]
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[ Karl Fei-Ong. Motivational blood-whisperer. At your service :| ]
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[ He liesssss :| ]
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