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star trek xi - nyota uhura

personal log stardate -309858.7805048198

[voice]
[By all rights, this should be filtered, but somebody's too crampy to care]

Penny, sorry for the late notice. I won't be able to make it to the Welcome Center today.

[She tries her best to stifle a groan as she's abruptly hit with sucker punch from Mother Nature]

And can you recommend a doctor?

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Not a problem.

What kind of doctor? ['Cause if this is what she thinks it is, the only doctors Uhura needs are Dr. Midol and Dr. Chocolate.)

[oh man she answered fast. Uhura had been hoping to sleep through the pain, but for some strange reason, the pain was making it hard to sleep]

The kind that can get me back on birth control.

Basically anyone who's not Dr. House. I mean, I'm sure he could do that, but you'd probably have to put up with some misogyny.

[Yeah, that shit don't fly with Uhura. Not under normal circumstances and certainly not while her body is staging a revolt.]

Who's that one doctor you really like? Dr. Chase?

[If Penny wasn't super dead, she'd be blushing.]

Yeah, that's the one. Oh, but Wilson's amazing, too. He's basically my best friend ever.

[You know, after the sex thing didn't work out. Whereas the sex thing seems to work just fine with Chase, so.]