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SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A PROSTITUTE AGAIN!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!!!!

[Penny is unaware of this text post. She will remain unaware until someone brings it to her attention because, thanks to a certain someone's evil tea, she's spending the day being... not at all like Penny. Feel free to bump into her at the Welcome Center or in the City Square. Also feel free to hear her say any of the following to hapless NPCs:]

[WELCOME CENTER]

Why should I help you? You've been here for months. Try getting a job.

Geez, cry more. So your boyfriend broke up with you, whatever. The last time I had a boyfriend? I died. Perspective.

[CITY SQUARE]

Why don't you watch where you're going instead of apologizing? Like whatever you're texting is that important.

Maybe I'm tired of people like you walking all over me! Seriously, get out of my face or I'll go get a stepladder and punch yours.

[ooc: Nastiness brought to you by the sinister tea plot; responses will come from Penny's curse journal because she doesn't make mean faces. Ever.]