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You know it's not that weird, a little foot in mouth happens to everybody.

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Leave your kinks off the Network.

Please it's feet, on the scale of vanilla to OJs it's right up there with toasted marshmallows.

Still, nobody wants to hear about yours, especially the little ones.

I'm not complaining~

I bet you have a great story to go with your great reason.

I wear heels well. [ And have great legs. In this form, anyway. ] Reason enough.

Can you run in'em?

Are you offering to chase after me~?

Are you asking me on a date?

You tell me, dear sir. I prefer a gentleman who makes the first move~

[ Not really, no :| ]

[Whoops.]

Moves and dates ain't the same thing. A guy'll get a smack in the face if he makes the wrong one.

Happened to you before?

What that's not what I said at all.

[DENY DENY.]

I could've sworn you were implying otherwise.

Who wants to smack this face?

You don't expect me to answer honestly, do you?

[...It's Karl. He smacks everybody ;;... ]

Not everybody wants a foot in their mouth.

[ ...Literal or metaphorical... ]

Nobody says you want it. Sometimes it just happens.

I'm sure there's ways to avoid it happening.

[ ...please?... ]

Until it's a curse or something.

[Jinxes everything.]

[ ...noooooes... ]

Has a curse like that ever happened?

It starts with one curse, kind of like this one, then maybe it just gets worse.

How many times have you seen it happen before?

Calm down, man, this one? Just once.

[He's forgetting the curse that made people dance until their feet fell off oops.]

[ CRAIS ]

I hope so. This place is dangerous enough without people having feet in their mouths. Or anywhere else.

You been around long?

Not really. Just a few weeks.

You'll get over it.

...Doesn't make this place any less strange...

I do have a rather nice pair of boots that need polishing...

This one doesn't surprise me at all.

Care to clean them?

Hold on a second. I don't spitshine for just anybody.

But I'm not just "anybody." I'm quite special.

That's the first time I've heard it, man. What makes you so special?

My stunning looks, my singing voice, my drawing skills, my physique, and my accent.

Hold the phone. You sing?

Ocassionally. Why?

I never heard it. You shy?

I... suppose. I generally sing when I'm by myself. There are times when I'm instructed to sing by my superior though.

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