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You know it's not that weird, a little foot in mouth happens to everybody.

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Leave your kinks off the Network.

I'm not complaining~

Not everybody wants a foot in their mouth.

[ ...Literal or metaphorical... ]

I do have a rather nice pair of boots that need polishing...

Please it's feet, on the scale of vanilla to OJs it's right up there with toasted marshmallows.

I bet you have a great story to go with your great reason.

Nobody says you want it. Sometimes it just happens.

This one doesn't surprise me at all.

I wear heels well. [ And have great legs. In this form, anyway. ] Reason enough.

I'm sure there's ways to avoid it happening.

[ ...please?... ]

Can you run in'em?

Until it's a curse or something.

[Jinxes everything.]

Are you offering to chase after me~?

[ ...noooooes... ]

Has a curse like that ever happened?

Are you asking me on a date?

It starts with one curse, kind of like this one, then maybe it just gets worse.

You tell me, dear sir. I prefer a gentleman who makes the first move~

[ Not really, no :| ]

How many times have you seen it happen before?

Care to clean them?

[Whoops.]

Moves and dates ain't the same thing. A guy'll get a smack in the face if he makes the wrong one.

Calm down, man, this one? Just once.

[He's forgetting the curse that made people dance until their feet fell off oops.]

Happened to you before?

Hold on a second. I don't spitshine for just anybody.

[ CRAIS ]

I hope so. This place is dangerous enough without people having feet in their mouths. Or anywhere else.

But I'm not just "anybody." I'm quite special.

What that's not what I said at all.

[DENY DENY.]

You been around long?

That's the first time I've heard it, man. What makes you so special?

My stunning looks, my singing voice, my drawing skills, my physique, and my accent.

Hold the phone. You sing?

Ocassionally. Why?

I could've sworn you were implying otherwise.

Not really. Just a few weeks.

I never heard it. You shy?

You'll get over it.

Who wants to smack this face?

I... suppose. I generally sing when I'm by myself. There are times when I'm instructed to sing by my superior though.

You don't expect me to answer honestly, do you?

[...It's Karl. He smacks everybody ;;... ]

...Doesn't make this place any less strange...

Still, nobody wants to hear about yours, especially the little ones.

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