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[sadandsingle]

God, it's been ages since I had a proper shag - I can't believe how utterly pathetic I can be sometimes. It's enough to drive a girl mad sometimes, especially when you just can't find any replacement batteries. Still, there's enough clubs in the City, I ought to be able to do something about it, yeah? Unless any of you lot would like to volunteer to lend me a hand...or, well, rather more than a hand, to be quite honest. Hands for starters, maybe, and we can move on from there.

[ooc: sexuality reversal day! Tosh is going to be mortified later.]

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[latenightfondue]

What's batteries gotta do with anything?

[ With his best charming smile. ] Y'ever need a hand, I ain't shy.

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[sadandsingle]

Not that I don't enjoy doing things by hand, but having equipment to do it for you is a lot more fun.

[Charming smile right back at you, Howard.] Yeah? I could use a lot more than a hand.

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[latenightfondue]

What-- [ His eyes widen. ] Oh. They got battery powered devices for that now? I should'a thought of that one, 'course people ain't that open where I'm from so it probably would have taken some promoting.

[ He holds up both hands. ] I got two, ready and waiting.

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[sadandsingle]

Promoting? Now that would be interesting. I always thought Americans were pretty open about that sort of thing, though.

I'd also accept a tongue - or, you know, other parts.

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[latenightfondue]

Not the time I'm from they ain't, but if a certain kinda person knew where to look? I'm sure it'd sell.

[ A wicked smirk appears. ] Y'can have any and all parts, sweetheart, I ain't one to stand by when there's people in need.