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[hatesthefood]

Just how much tmi can one city produce? I think we'll be finding out that answer today.

And before anyone calls me a prude, fuck off. I'm plenty good in the sack. I don't need any new info.

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[cry_reaper]

[Have the sound of your girlfriend's laughter in your ears.]

[hatesthefood]

Someone was giving a lecture on proper anal sex techniques!

[cry_reaper]

It was very good advice.

[hatesthefood]

I really wouldn't know. The last time I had it, it wasn't so nice.

[cry_reaper]

...It wasn't?

[hatesthefood]

Not really. It was a long time ago, though.

[cry_reaper]

We could always try and change that.

[hatesthefood]

sure. Maybe.. some other night. Or something.

[ooc: He just found out Cameron left.]

[cry_reaper]

Love, what is it?

[hatesthefood]

I just found out that Cam's gone.

[cry_reaper]

Oh, dear. I... where are you right now?

[hatesthefood]

At the shop.

[cry_reaper]

I'm coming over, do you want me to bring anything?

[hatesthefood]

You don't need to come over, Mara. Really. I won't be out late...

[cry_reaper]

You're sure? I don't mind.

[hatesthefood]

Yeah. I'll probably close up early since everyone's too busy talking about sex to be out shopping for flowers.

[cry_reaper]

I'm certain you'll be busy tomorrow when some people decide they need to apologize.

[hatesthefood]

I don't doubt it.

[cry_reaper]

Do you want anything special tonight?

[hatesthefood]

Not really.

Sorry.

[cry_reaper]

Don't apologize, love. It hurts when someone leaves.

[hatesthefood]

I just hate being reminded of just how short time can be.

[cry_reaper]

How short our time can be?

[hatesthefood]

... we're not going to worry about that. We're both still here and we're going to be together while we're here.

Right?

[cry_reaper]

Of course. Of course, love.

[100yearsgone]

What sack? I've never heard of the sack before.

Ken's sweatdropping

[hatesthefood]

.... sack is a slang term for bed.

then my job here is done

[100yearsgone]

... Oh. I guess I should have figured that out.

Job well done!

[hatesthefood]

It's alright.

[100yearsgone]

At least I learned something..? [ Aang's not even convinced that makes it better. ] Though, I've learned a lot of things today... It's been a weird one.

[hatesthefood]

Learning new things is good and all, but a lot of what you've been hearing today is supposed to be private stuff.

[100yearsgone]

Yeah... No kidding. What kind of stupid curse is this anyway?

[hatesthefood]

A lot of the curses are pretty stupid.

[100yearsgone]

That's another good point.

[redlikecrimson]

How nice.

[hatesthefood]

Hey, everyone else is spreading info around. I just thought I'd set the record straight.

[redlikecrimson]

I could have gone without the follow on to how good you are in bed.

[hatesthefood]

I just wanted to clarify that fact.

[redlikecrimson]

Then I think I will settle for saying good for you.

[hatesthefood]

... I kinda just added that last part on in a rush. I really wasn't thinking.

[redlikecrimson]

I'd be concerned if you'd been thinking about that when you said it.

[hatesthefood]

Shut up, Aya.

Hey. Did you hear about Cam?

[redlikecrimson]

I heard.

[hatesthefood]

It's a damn shame.

[redlikecrimson]

It is. But hopefully she can be happy in her world.

[hatesthefood]

I really hope so.