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[yourbestguysgun]

bucky barnes

@steve rogers: if i were going crazy would i get out of work?
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

no seriously i don't know what i'm doing.
about 2 minutes ago from Network

what the hell is this thing?
about 3 minutes ago from Network

what the hell does fml mean?
about 5 minutes ago ago from Network

the only thing that could probably be worse than cold coffee is a hoax call #fml.
about 2 hour(s) ago from Network

there is nothing worse than skipping breakfast for cold coffee.
about 2 hour(s) ago from Network

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[widow_maker]

What the shit...

[Her poor brain can not process this.]

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[yourbestguysgun]

@natasha what the hell is twitter and why am i using it?
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

@natasha i don't know. i just can't put the goddamn thing down.
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

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[widow_maker]

Twitter is... a social networking site, people use it back home to post status updates.

You're limited to 140 characters.

I never really saw the appeal.

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[yourbestguysgun]

@natasha you just said a whole lot of words i didn't understand.
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

i can't stop it. #literallydoingthisagainstmywill
about 2 minutes ago from Network

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[widow_maker]

:|

Okay. Computer thing...Limited number of letters. Annoying as hell.

Do you need help?

[punchedhitler]

I have no idea what's going on.

[yourbestguysgun]

@steve: i can't put down my device #literallygluedtoit
about 10 seconds ago from Network

@steve: i'm being haunted by a computer
about 10 seconds ago from Network

@steve: natasha says it's a computer thing
about 10 seconds ago from Network

[punchedhitler]

Can you still do paperwork?

[yourbestguysgun]

@steve: yeah i guess?
about 10 seconds ago from Network

@steve: no.
about 1 minute(s) ago from Network

[punchedhitler]

Then take a seat, Bucky.

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[unflagging]

Dude. FYL.

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[yourbestguysgun]

i don't know what that means either
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

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Let's hope I don't offend any delicate sensibilities when I inform you that it means "fuck your life." As opposed to "FML" which is, as might be supposed, "fuck my life."

My life, however, is not currently fucked. No SNAFUs here.

Yours on the other hand...

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[yourbestguysgun]

but hey that makes sense
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

i dont have delicate sensibilities
less than 10 seconds ago from Network

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[unflagging]

There you go. That's your moment of learning for the day.

[hexuality]

Muggles.

[yourbestguysgun]

people shouldn't use words i don't know
about 2 minutes ago from Network

[hexuality]

Non-magical people. We don't have computers and things so obviously it's your lot's fault.

[yourbestguysgun]

not mine. computers are for scientists.
about 3 minutes ago from Network

[hexuality]

So a scientist made this all up, then?

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[lastchance]

Fuck my life.

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[yourbestguysgun]

@clint holy crap are you a dame??
about 20 seconds ago from Network

what.
about 2 minutes ago from Network

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[lastchance]

Was hoping you wouldn't notice that.

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[yourbestguysgun]

how you coping?.
about 2 minutes ago from Network

wow.
about 2 minutes ago from Network

[ He's finding this super weird seeing a video and responding like this but he doesn't mind. ]

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[lastchance]

[ All things considered, weirder things have happened. ]

Got to admit, using the toilet's different. But other than that? [ He takes a brief moment to admire the body he's driving. ] It's not that different.