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[gotashortfuse]

Oi! All of you can chill out already! They're just dragons and they're supposed ta do this shit!

Stop being flailing morons! It's annoying!

[Says they guy with the flame proof house the black dragon behind him yawns and lets out more fire.

He also really wants to keep his dragon! So, he makes a filter:]

Private to the Deities

Hey. Are one of you deity people around? I wanna trade.

So...let's talk or somethin'.

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|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Okay. Let's do the "something" thing. That sounds fun.

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

Good.

I want one of those trade things. You make my dragon smaller so it stays and I give you something.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Okay, cool. What are you going to give me for all my hard work and trouble in minimizing your dragon?

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

[Well...that was easy enough. Now the fuck is he going to give this asshole?]

Do ya take powers or just talking and things like that?

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

I'll take powers. I like powers. I put them in little bell jars on my desk and admire them for so long as they remain in my possession.

In this case, if you offer yours, I'd say I'd have to have them in aforementioned bell jar about a week.

What say you?

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

Shit ya talk a lot.

Week's fine though.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

I like words too.

Fan-flippin'-tastic. Come by the office. Leave the dragon at home. Sign the paperwork. Surrender your powers to our tender mercies for the established period of time. When you return home, you will find your newly reduced dragon for your care and keeping.

Have fun with that.

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

Fine. I'm comin'.

I still don't like you guys though. Just sayin'.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Oh, we hardly expect to be liked. We just put in our hours the same as any other hardworking people.

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

That sounds like the assholes back home.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Assholes is assholes.

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

Huh. Ya talk too much but you're not stupid.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

How comforting to hear.

|| Deity Filter ||

[gotashortfuse]

Whatever. I'm coming now.

[Hanging up because what is being polite.]