[Karte 9: (VIDEO) Custody Battle]

[pinokosthewife]

HEEEEYYY!! Does anybody know how to make dragons shmaller?!

Pinoko doesn't wanna lose her dragon, no wayyyyy!

[Pinoko's red-faced and screaming, hugging her oversized, pink dragon that seems to be happily chomping on a cooking pot in the middle of her once pretty, now rather worse-for-wear and chewed-up kitchen.]

SHOMEBODY HEEEEEELP!! Pinoko doesn't want him to go...

[After the shrieking, she goes over to end the video feed, biting her lip and fighting back tears.]

Comments

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[universaltranslator]

[Oh for the love of --]

Pinoko-chan, calm down!

video

[bedsidemanners]

I wonder if you could stop it with hormones.

[He'd assume so, but what with them being magical...]

voice

[greatcherubim]

First of all, you need to calm yourself. Take deep breaths.

As for the matter of your dragon, I may be able to find someone who can help you.