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[hates_most_things]

So today's a day that actually exists.

Comments

[not_like_the_rest]

Were you planning to end the world before it started?

[hates_most_things]

No, I just need to remind myself sometimes. There was an incident where I thought March had 30 days.

[not_like_the_rest]

[Eyebrow raises here.]

Really? Wow, why would you admit to that?

[hates_most_things]

Why not?

[not_like_the_rest]

[Have a little snort.]

You're an odd one, kid.

[hates_most_things]

I guess. How old are you?

[not_like_the_rest]

About that age where I don't really care. You?

[onset]

Seems so.

[dr_conscience]

Was there a reason it shouldn't?

voice;

[maoser]

Unfortunately.

[sick kitty is still sick]

[hates_most_things]

Just trying to figure out if it's weird you called me kid. I'm 22.

[hates_most_things]

It is definitely not March 30th or April 1st.

[hates_most_things]

I keep messing up that 30 days has September thing.

voice;

[hates_most_things]

It sounds like you have something against it.

[not_like_the_rest]

Weird or not, I don't really care. I just say what I want.

[hates_most_things]

Good attitude. Or good bad attitude. Whatever.

[not_like_the_rest]

Yeah. So what is your name? Incase I get tired of kid.

[hates_most_things]

April. You?

[not_like_the_rest]

Johanna.

[onset]

Not unless we're looking at the wrong calendar.

[never_very_good]

That a surprise?

voice;

[maoser]

My stomach certainly does. [whiiiiine] I have food poisoning.

[Why is he telling her this? Argh he feels too nauseous to even care why.]

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[stelecharm]

I can't claim to be an expert, but I was under the impression days were supposed to be that way.

[hates_most_things]

Not this year.

voice;

[hates_most_things]

Sucks to be you.

[April would be like 30x more sympathetic if she realized she was talking to a cat.]

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[hates_most_things]

It's March 31st.

[hates_most_things]

Or you didn't think March 31st was a thing.

[skintoskin]

Uh, yeeeee-ah. What, you thought they cancelled it?

[hates_most_things]

I didn't used to think there was a March 31st. It had unfortunate consequences.

[onset]

No, I am certainly missing out on something.

[never_very_good]

Don't think I follow.

[hates_most_things]

This year I remembered that March 31st is an actual day.

[hates_most_things]

For a while I thought it was like April 31st.

[never_very_good]

So you just suck at keeping track of time.

[onset]

Then we'd know you were definitely missing out on something.

[dr_conscience]

"30 days has September, April, June, and November?"

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[stelecharm]

Is there anything special about that day or did you just feel like pointing it out so we were all aware of the fact?

[ Imagine light sarcasm and an eye roll, and it's close to what he's going for. ]

[skintoskin]

You... what?