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[conjoins]

[ The feed flickers on to Ventus, who looks considerably. . . well, tired. And a little more worse for the wear—his hair, which naturally sticks up, drips, wet from a sort of gunk, which coats much of his upper body. Behind him is a dragon, who looks. . . quite tame at the moment, actually, as it sleeps peacefully, with a bit of brush that once was part of a great tree in its mouth. ]

.. Well, it's not so bad. [ He wipes his arm, and pauses, looking at the saliva on his hand, and then shudders a bit, flicking his wrist in an attempt to get the fluid off. ] On the bright side, I'm apparently not very tasty. [ . . . he makes a face, and brings his hand up to try wiping off the slime from his hair. ]

I kinda like 'em. I mean, sure, they're—[ taking a glance toward the sleeping beast ]—well, big.. but besides that and their massive appetite, they're not all that bad. Aqua's not even trying to eat me anymore. That's an improvement, right?

So, uh. . . does anyone know anyone who can do that? Make them smaller? Manageable?