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Video - Back dated to whenever the dragons hatched

[The screen opens up to a shot of one of Theo's undead rats scurring across, blocking the view. Some cracking noise follows, like an egg hatching to be exact. And then a very shocked Theo making a very shocked exclamation.]

What the... agh... Dragon!

[And then a gun shot.

A long pause follows before..]

Damn evil buggers.

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[And she's calling him as soon as she sees this.]

Are you all right?

What?

Yes.

I'm fine.

I just killed a dragon. Very satisfying.

Have an issue with them I'm guessing.

Got kidnapped by one. Another one wrote a rather bad historical romance novel involving her and my boss.

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What just happened?

That was a gun shot, wasn't it. Everything okay?

[Oh. Hey. Helpful, painful, angel dude.]

I just killed a dragon.

[He sounds remarkably pleased with himself, even if it was a baby.]

[Hey, poor easily pained by holy person.]

[Also, not so pleased sounding.]

What'd you do that for?

[S'up dude.]

It startled me. And... dragons and I don't do well.

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[Johanna snorts a little, grinning too.]

Did you get it?

Yes. I did.

[He's proud of himself, damnit.]

Have a roast then.

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You mean for dinner?

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They're not evil just because they're big and scary, you know. You just have to be scarier.

Oh. No. They're evil because they're greedy sons of bitches who'll snatch you away if they think they can get a decent pay out for ransom.

Dragons hold you for ransom? ...What for? Why not just eat you?

Because my father is one of the richest men in the world. Also, eating necromancers tend to be bad for your health.

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What, you shoot it?

Yup.

Well, at least we got that figured out.

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..........Is everything all right, Mr. Theo?

It is now.

[He really is far too cheerful about this. It's really satisfying.]

[ :| ]

What.

Did.

You do?

[ Inquiring Lis want to know. ]

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[That does not look good.]

Theo?! Are you alright?

I'm fine!

I'm fine!

The dragon isn't.

But I am.

I am glad to hear that.. It's a pity the dragon could not be spared, but if the cost otherwise would have been your life... [She intentionally goes quiet.]

Blame LJ spammers

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