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Ginny Weasley ([personal profile] hexuality) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-03-30 11:06 pm

093.

When you've got a dragon keeper for an older brother, you tend to pick up a few things about his studies. So let's cover the basics, shall we, before it all gets more out of hand—and keep in mind that the dragons I know are probably not the same as this lot but there's got to be some overlap, right?

1. Most breeds aren't fully mature until they're about two years old, but since this is the City, we're going to have to ignore the logic of this part. Because obviously fire-breathing and flying are coming along quite nicely. Lovely.

2. For the love of Merlin, don't approach them alone. Or even unarmed. No, it doesn't matter how big or small they are. It's still a dragon. Charlie might love them but that doesn't stop him from getting hurt on the job, trained to handle them or not. Back home, it takes about a dozen wands to Stun a dragon and you're mad if you think you could take one alone. (And that's coming from me.) There's a reason dragon hide's so valuable; it's one of the toughest, strongest things out there. Magic can get through it but it takes a lot.

3. Following up on #2, don't hack them off. You might think fire's all they've got against you and if you can protect yourself from that, then you're alright, but they've got claws and their tails could snap you properly in half if you aren't paying attention. Sometimes they'll have horns or spines. Every bit of them could be a weapon. That being said—

4. Leave them alone. There's no predicting anything in this place, but dragons are animals, really, so how much different would they be? You don't just corner a unicorn and expect it to adore you because you're a nice person. They don't know that about you, do they? People get gored by unicorns if they aren't careful. Don't provoke the poor things if they aren't doing anything.

5. But I've got my wand if you need anything. I'm no Harry Potter, I haven't dueled a dragon by myself, but I've seen it and I know it can be done. And that's all that matters, isn't it?


I'm sure we all wish Charlie Weasley was the one here for this mess, but he's the only one in my family who hasn't come by the City. Not even on a visitor's weekend. So you'll have to make do with whatever I can remember from his stories about Romania and hope we won't have to make our own.
brobeforehos: (capisce?)

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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-03-31 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you are godsent.
steleheart: (( neutral ) worry as second nature)

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[personal profile] steleheart 2013-03-31 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine's kind of ... friendly. Is it supposed to be friendly?
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[personal profile] steleheart 2013-03-31 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Chicken just seems to want to eat my hair.

[ Yea, they called their dragon Chicken. ] Or my sketchbooks. He doesn't seem interested in aything else.
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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-03-31 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You know dragons. Clary has one. We have one, I suppose. It likes to eat a lot of things.
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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-03-31 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uhm...Chicken seems pretty harmless for now, save for the rapidly growing collection of stuff he's been chewing on. I think Clary's too taken with him - and the idea of flying on him.
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[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2013-03-31 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Harry dueled a dragon? How did that go?

Uh, I guess it went well, but I mean. How'd he do it?
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[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2013-03-31 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Out...flew it-- On a broom?
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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-31 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing fine against mine! It's pretty snappy, but I'm keeping it under control. Granted, I can imprison it in a sun if it gets too angry.
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[personal profile] thermonuclear_birdbrain 2013-03-31 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can make suns with my cannon. I have sun god powers -- I'm part Yatagarasu.
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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-03-31 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes.
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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-03-31 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
His name is most definitely Chicken.

[Pause.] Does naming a dragon make you his godmother? Because I'd write that in my resume.
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[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2013-04-01 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's clever.

[ He approves. Dragons are under-appreciated, he thinks. But, then again, he can actually control them. ]
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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-04-01 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Drats. It was the first thing he responded to.

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