Piglet's 44th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

Ah, um.... so... [Piglet glances behind him, wringing his little pink hands in front of him.] So these eggs... they are Bad? I mean, Owls you see, have eggs. And I think those would be Good eggs... But IF they are particularly Bad... what might be the best way to get rid of one?

... Safely. I mean of course, safely.



[ooc: Am winding up a vacation *that hasn't had internet until just now* and dealing with airports and such tomorrow. BUT will reply when tucked back safely home in the evening!]

Comments

[riceballfruit]

You think they're bad?

But what if they're good eggs? [And what if they are bad? Piglet shouldn't keep it if they turn out to be bad. But she wouldn't want anyone else to end up with it, then. But what if it wasn't bad....] I'm sure other people might want to take it if you don't want to keep it, though. You could ask.

[verysmallpig]

W-well, I've been seeing people saying things that sound like they might be bad...

How do I know if it's a good egg or a bad egg?

[riceballfruit]

I don't know. I don't think there's anyway to tell, is there?

[verysmallpig]

Oh, I do so wish Owl were here. He'd know what a bad egg looked like...

[riceballfruit]

Is, is Mister Owl one of your friends back home?

And maybe we could keep the egg somewhere you're safe from it? Just until it hatches. I could check on it, and if it turns out to be bad I could call the pound. Or the police.

[verysmallpig]

Owl is a Very good friend. He knows a Lot.

B-but I think maybe the please would be better than pounding it. J-just in case the egg is a f-f-fierce egg.

[riceballfruit]

I'm sorry he's not here, then. I would like to meet Mister Owl.

Oh! Of course, you're right. The police would be better able to handle it.

Would you prefer handing it over now, or wait until it hatches?

[verysmallpig]

O-oh! I th-think that it'd be best if... well that is... I think it should definitely go Before it decides it might want to Pounce or B-bite something v-very small.

[riceballfruit]

Yes, you're right. It might be best to hand it over now. Do you want to do the honors?

[verysmallpig]

To do what?

[riceballfruit]

To give the egg over to the police?

[pinokosthewife]

Break them?

[verysmallpig]

Oh d-dear me no... what if it w-wanted to b-break something back?

[pinokosthewife]

Well, when it's broken, it'll be dead. It won't be able to break anything!