o9 ❂ voice + text

[ironmanic]

If you close your eyes, you don't notice the screams of a thousand delicate secrets shattering over the flavorless chalk the gods decided to feed us today.

I feel like I'm in Wal-Mart. Or Target. Or anywhere else that capitalizes on every single holiday created by the western world. Can we expect leprechauns next month? Miserable employees in red shirts and khakis forced to wish us a happy Mother's Day?

But I digress.

[The sound of munching]

These things and candy corn are addictive as hell.

[munch munch munch]

If magical lightning boy would please step forward. I need to talk to you about your grades young man.

[ooc | Got Billy Kaplan's UNREGISTERED candy. Hello Civil War aka The Divorce!]

Comments

[team_sociopath]

Candy corn's way better.

[Ok, maybe only creeping on you because Magical Lightning Boy sounds relevant to his interests.]

[inmyothertights]

Could you not call me that.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[That... doesn't sound right. Not based on the conversations they've had, and while Harry knows that's not a lot, he likes to at least think they're sort of friends.]

Keep eaten 'em like that you're gonna feel more poetic about different things I think.

Voice

[threeolives]

Tony... [ Her voice sounds choked, like she's been crying. ]

[warmachine]

I'm coming by to take all the candy away from you. You're bad enough without a sugar high.

(voice.)

[godofabs]

What do you need with Billy Kaplan?