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[whitetwoguns]

Slow day at the casino.


You know you do something right when they stick around. And not just a day, a few weeks. This is a long run. Years. Yeah. I still got it. This is the real thing. I can feel it in my gut. Hell, it's a whole bunch of feelings all sort of mixed on up to be one feeling. Responsibility. Care. Protective. Worried. Happy. Unsure. Glad. Fucking glad. Holy shit I hope to God I don't mess this one up. I dunno what I'd do. It's like one of those things after you've had wine who wants the water?

Is that in the bible? I feel like it is. I haven't read that in a long, long fucking time. If it was, I'm pretty sure it wasn't one of the important details. Jesus died, the Jews suffered. The world's gonna end. If you changed the names it sounds like fiction. Who would do that though? That'd take way too long. 

The Ten Commandments was a very good movie though. Except all that Egypt shit makes me want to watch Liz Taylor as Cleo. We should watch that some night when we actually watch a movie. Rex Harrison. Whatever happened to that guy? Talk about a legend in his time.

You're doing a good job, Dimmy. A real fucking good job. He was out like a light. That's how you know you've done 'em good. The minute the head hits the pillow the chainsaw starts. I still got it. After all this fucking time, I still got it. And I gotta keep having it. All about the delivery. You got it. Out of your forties and still a fucking machine keeping up with a younger fella, that can't be something that happens all the time. I mean, there are ways but the real thing. The real deed feels better and means more. It's a good thing he's sleeping. It's better that way. Give him time to re-cooperate. It gives you time too. 

Except now being at work all I'm seeing are these assholes and bimbos. I wonder if ties are around to make it easier to strangle somebody. Naw. Or else they'd all be made out of the good silk stuff. Fingers are better to use. Oh hell if that fucker over there things he's gonna be on the cigarette girls he's gonna break all ten of his fingers. Leave her the fuck alone. It ain't a crime to try and make a dollar. We all can't steal or befriend men in high places. You better see me. Yeah. Me and my middle finger.

Fingers. Shit. I should get that sized. Yeah. Don't want to forget that. I gotta write that down. That and what to do when I get home. Clean the weapons, check the smoke alarm batteries.... fuck there was one more thing. Maybe the kid would know. 

[ooc; No Inner Monologue for Mr. White :(. This lovely post graces the network Saturday morning. As good as cartoons right?]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck are you getting married?

[whitetwoguns]

Married? Who said anything about getting married? I'm not married. Oh fuck. Is he married? Has he ever been married? It'd explain so much of how you don't seem to like committed relationships.

They're not for everybody.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're the one getting a ring sized-

I've never been fucking married!

[orangetoughguy]

[What the fuck is wrong with you Pink.]

[orangetoughguy]

Uh.

[What do no brain is breaking why.]

[whitetwoguns]

No I didn't.

[Well, he didn't say it. Augh.]

Cool it, will you. What's this all about?

[whitetwoguns]

How's that?

Another case of cat got your tongue. I wonder why they say that. Cats don't eat tongue unless you feed it to em. Man, that's another reason to hate those fucks. Tongue taking or not. They're associated with that bullshit.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What's it-

I'm asking if you're going to have a great big fag wedding.

[whitetwoguns]

What the fuck are you yammering on about? You always focus on bullshit details. It's like you got eagle eyes. Shit. If I didn't know no better I'd say you were interested even if there ain't anything to talk about. There's nothing to talk about.

Nobody's done anything.

This is why I thought you were a cop. You got this nose. You just go sniff, sniff, sniffing.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The fucking devil is in the fucking details, that's what separates the rookies from the fucking professionals.

And that's rich, coming from you, you can't smell a cop when you're cock deep in one.

[whitetwoguns]

I'm no rookie, you sack of shit. I've been at this for close to thirty five years. When you get so caught up in your own head with analysis and you're on the verge of paranoia what good is that?

We weren't involved when it started. And you annoy me like you're a cop. So.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I annoy you?

Fuck you, asshole.

[whitetwoguns]

Sometimes. Not all the time. You hate my fucking guts so why is it such a big deal? I mean, sometimes I think we're friends and then you go on like we're gonna be the death of you. I can respect that. Professionalism. It's hard to keep connections in this business. What's a fucking gas is that Joe told me that once upon a time.

Oh. That's why huh?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm not having this fucking conversation.

[steleheart]

Are you all right?

[trenchknives]

This, uh...

[A pause.]

Did you mean to post all of this?

[whitetwoguns]

Hey so you can demand answers and then turn right around and clam on up? Fine. Whatever. Shit like this, man. I don't know what the fuck to make of you. Don't you have no heart?

[whitetwoguns]

Fine, little lady. Better than fine. I mean, I'm pretty damn happy for once. And that's sober too. So I can't complain about a thing outta my control.

Are you? You okay? Do you need help? Is something the matter? Young girls should have somebody to depend on. I have a gal get all up in arms about it but c'mon. This world is full of assholes, just as much as any world with men in it.

[whitetwoguns]

Post what? I mean, I've got down all there is to the network really. I have some filtering problems now and then. Shit, I didn't grow up with ATMs or fucking cable TV. Not like everyone else. I think I'm doing alright so far.

[trenchknives]

Well, it's a little, um... stream of consciousness, I guess?

What's an ATM?

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

I do always find these curses fascinating. To see what really goes on in someone else's mind...

[bedsidemanners]

I don't think that's Biblical.

[whitetwoguns]

Yeah? I'm not saying anything crazy that I know of. After all that has happened here, I sure would know crazy. I'm not an animal today. Haha.

Oh. Fuck. It's a device that acts instead of a banker, you can deposit checks and it gives you money. Sorta cool if you think about it. I wonder how many bank tellers they put outta work or freed up people from making a dash for it. They're more difficult to get money outta if you...wanna just get someone else's money out of it.

[trenchknives]

So you're normally this talkative?

[He sounds a little skeptical, but he's more interested in this ATM idea.]

Couldn't you just break into the thing and take all the money outta it? I mean, yeah, it ain't like holdin' up a bank, but maybe if you broke into it at night, nobody'd even notice till the morning'.

video;

[whitetwoguns]

You're not reading my mind are you.

[Squiiiiiiint.]

I'm not thinking about anything. Especially sex. Or secrets. Neither one of those. I don't have any. Don't think about em. Nope. Not at all. All the great sex I have is no one else's business.