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[This is Michael. He looks rather annoyed about something as he hovers over the City, wings flared out behind him.]

OI! RAPHAEL! I GOT A CANDY FOR YOU AND I'M COMIN' OVER RIGHT NOW!

[Translation: He's right above your house and you have ten seconds to be prepared to see your wall die again.]

GET READY! HERE I COME!

[Errrrr...less than ten seconds. Here he comes!]

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[why do you do this to him, Michael]

[no, really]

[not even bothering with turning on the video, just standing and waiting and grumbling]

You never do take your time.

[Hope you didn't want to keep the living room nice, Raphael.

It's kinda dead.]

WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

[to think it had just gotten vacuumed yesterday]

[good job with that new ventilation system some term a gigantic hole in the roof, though]

I wasn't aware I'd done anything!

LETTING PEOPLE KICK YA AROUND AND BLACKMAIL YA!

FOR A DOCTOR YER BRAIN SUCKS!

How did you find out about that?

[... but even that's obvious enough. Those damn candy hearts. He rubs his forehead.]

There's no "let" involved!

[He will now be aiming a kick at Raphael's shin.]

You dumbass! You can't do a damn thing without me around!

[ow]

I do plenty without you around! There were-- circumstances, that's all.

EXPLAIN TRYING TO TRICK THAT CHICK INTO SLEEPING WITH YOU THEN! THAT IS STUPIDITY!

[Have another kick.]

Stop it.

[he actually gets out of the way this time]

That wasn't a trick!

[... but arguing terminology is pointless with him]

You know I ended up helping her anyway, so it doesn't matter at this point.

If I'd been there I bet you wouldn't have been so stupid. You grow a brain when I'm around.

[DENY IT. HE DARES YOU.]

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Yes, do stuff him with it, won't you?

I will!

Do make sure he swallows, hmmm...?

Swallows what?

The candy, my sweet, the candy. Do aim to remember from one second to the next, if not five after? Do please?

How am I supposed to remember if you don't say the shit right away?

How... indeed.

See?

And I'm not giving him the candy. This stuff sucks!

...oh, but he'd adore it.

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That's not appreciated.

Oh, nonsense. The boy's worked hard to fetch you utterly unsanitary treats to fatten you up. You've the heart to refuse him? Enjoy.

Keep your innuendo to yourself.

...oh, there was none this time. I'm far too captive an audience of the prospect of a lab rat for those candy pieces.

I'm surprised you're not eating them up yourself.

Oh, I am.

great.... minds?

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