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[latenightfondue]

[ The video feed starts and catches a few moments of an extremely messy apartment with sand scattered over everything, and then it turns around to focus on the man holding the device, sprawled out along a wide window sill where he watches the candy hearts falling from the sky. There is a bowl beside him full of them, which he keeps dipping into, and speaks around. ]

This the sort'a stuff everyone was warning me 'bout, huh? Been here two weeks and I got sand coming outta everywhere, candy falling outta the sky, and I gotta say there's something ain't right 'bout them either.

[ He stops long enough to chomp down another one. ]

Think I might'a got something'a Lena's and that Tony fella's. [ His expression doesn't give much away, but he does wash the candy down with a swallow of scotch straight from the bottle. ] Anybody know what the hell's going on? Insightful things.

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[ironmanic]

Are you asking me out on a date? That's [weird dad] sweet of you, but getting me drunk isn't going to get you a promotion.

[Clears his throat]

Not that that's a no or anything.

[A small part of him really, really wants this.]

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[latenightfondue]

Sure. I see a handsome fella like yours, how am I to walk away without asking, huh? And I got faith in my skills enough to think they'd get me further than plying you with liquor.

[ He looks like he's sitting on the edge of a seat with anticipation. ] What d'you say? No funny business.

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[ironmanic]

[Oh my GOD dad swung both ways??]

...I knew you were Cap's college boyfriend.

[He tries very, very hard to look nonchalant.]

Can't say no to a good scotch.

[What is he doing.]

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[latenightfondue]

[ Howard not-so-secretly swings every way. ]

Why d'you think Barnes hates my guts? [ He flashes him a flirtacious wink, playing along, because, hey, a guy can dream. ]

You're a guy after my own heart. There's a place here does the finest scotch, lucky I found it.

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[ironmanic]

Because Barnes has a giant stick up lodged up his ass, but I guess that makes sense, too.

[snerk]

Time and place.

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[latenightfondue]

The guy don't like anyone, huh? He's easy to wind up, though, gotta love that.

[ He tells him the name of the place, gives brief directions. ]

Next time y'got a spare evening, I'm all yours.

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[ironmanic]

[Keep it cool, Tony. Keep it cool. Think of this as Herbert. Tobias, remember? No need to wake that inner 5-year-old because you're a grown man, Tony. He's been dead for twenty years, Tony.

Stop thinking about What do I wear?]

Dawn handles my schedule, but whatever. Too much paperwork. Tomorrow?

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[latenightfondue]

[ Tobias is already picking out what waistcoat to wear. ]

Tomorrow sounds good, as long as this sand business don't go getting in the way'a things.

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[ironmanic]

What's sand in the wake of [a pair of Starks] two fine gentlemen?

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[latenightfondue]

Guess it beats anything worse. Okay, pal, let's do this.

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[ironmanic]

It's your wallet.

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[latenightfondue]

If a guy can't spend his money on alcohol and good company, what can he spend it up?

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[ironmanic]

Parts for a new computer?

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[latenightfondue]

That reminds me, you're gonna have to introduce me to more'a this technology you've got here.

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[ironmanic]

Think you can keep up?

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[latenightfondue]

Pretty certain I got what it takes. And ain't you the best person to ask 'bout this stuff?

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[ironmanic]

Well I won't complain about that part.

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[latenightfondue]

I gotta stop by your place some time, y'could show me the ropes.

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[ironmanic]

I'll call collect on that drink you owe me. Ask for JARVIS at City Solutions.

[He doesn't know what he's doing- but screw it. He wants this. He wants this so badly.]

[latenightfondue]

Jarvis ain't a name I'm forgetting any time soon. I'll get on that.

[ironmanic]

Looking forward to it.

[And he genuinely is, even if he's trying really hard not to sound it.]

[latenightfondue]

Okay, then, buddy, well until then I'll be seeing you 'round.