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[prosopopoeia]

HOIHOI to DELACROIX: 02-02-???? re: EXTERMINATION REPORT

>>ENEMIES IN COMBAT ACTION.

>>CONFIRMED

>>ELIMINATE IMMEDIATELY.

>>TARGETS...

>>LOCK ON.

>>BANG BANG

>>OH DEAR~ THEY'RE HERE TOO

>>BANG BANG

>>EXTERMINATION COMPLETE

>>I KILLED A LOT TODAY

>>TEE HEE HEE ☆

[ The video flickers on briefly to show a pile of dead house hippos. ]

>>POWERING DOWN

>>GOODNIGHT

>>...


[[ooc; This will make a lot more sense if you watch this.]]

Comments

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[ This does not bode well with the guy who’s literally covered in the little critters. :| ]

Oi!

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[The answer comes from an entirely different entity than the one who made the post. And Miss Delacroix looks a bit miffed.]

What a stimulating comment.

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Fuck that, quit shootin’ ‘em!

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Zhe HoiHoi unit is programmed to exterminate all aggressive intruders up to 20 centimeters.

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Then turn it off!

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I am busy.

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[ He glares at you, hippos overflowing from his peanut butter sticky hands. ]

Oh, I’m sorry …

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As you should be.

[And she is deadly, aggravated serious with you right now, whippersnapper.]

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Y’know, I got a way better idea for a target for that program of yours.

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Insects are zhe general target.