➻ two | seminar on various types of distress and their effects on the gifted mind

[unwheeled]

[Oh look, another video. Only this seems to be possibly accidental or at the very least not very well managed - the device appears to have fallen from somewhere onto a carpet and there's not much to be seen save some table legs, a few empty but clean bookshelves, and a pair of socked feet.

That appear to have, somehow, a part of the metal chair legs wrapped around them.

The chair jumps, slightly, and the device jumps with it - now we can see Charles! He...doesn't look happy. In fact, he looks rather like the chair decided to hug him. Very tightly.]

Erik. Lehnsherr!

[Charles grunts with the effort of apparently trying to free himself from this chair. How does a chair manage to do that anyway?]

You cannot simply haul people from public [thump] establishments [thump] and then TIE THEM TO CHAIRS [thump] without their consent and say it's for their own sodding good [thump] and LEAVE THEM THERE!

[Charles is clearly attempting to tip the chair or knock it into something and having a bit of difficulty with this. Maybe because he's so busy being incensed.]

What are you going to do, anyway? [thump] Yank all the fillings out of everyone's teeth [thump] in the grocery until they tell you what you want to know? [thump] Since when do you care about strangers [thump] to begin --

[The back legs of the chair don't land at quite the same time and suddenly the chair tumbles to the right. That sound? Isn't pleasant. Though he doesn't seem to have broken anything.]

Bloody fucking hell.

Erik! Get back here and let me free of this damned chair or so help me I will never speak to you - [With a grunt of effort Charles manages to get the chair onto it's back and off of his arm, but this also knocks the feed out.

All replies will be voice!

ooc; AND BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT and forgot to mention, Charles is clearly affected by negative-tea! Feel free to have had your character notice the grocery store full of people bickering at each other and then Erik dragging Charles out of there by the coat.]

Comments

Voice

[hulkbusted]

Do I need to call the police for you?

voice;

[unwheeled]

No Erik's pompous ass needs to get back here and fix this! I've never met a single police office who was useful for anything other than donut-eating competitions and skirt-chashing in my life, they can't do a bloody thing for me.

voice;

[hulkbusted]

You made friends quickly, with "friends" being used very loosely.

audio; I'm dying

[studmuffin]

Wow. No wait, wow.

audio; SARAH! GET ON A MESSENGER OR GO LOOK AT THE ACTION THREAD IN ERIK'S POST OR SOMETHING!!!!

[unwheeled]

Yes, Mister Stillinkski, how astute of you. WOW.

The hell kind of unuseful commentary is that?!

audio; ahdjfkl I'm just about to leave work but I couldn't resist, my aim is brokebackmutant (irony)

[studmuffin]

Well, I'm not a mutant so I can't free you dude.

[ Plus Erik is cool as fuck, ok? ]

video

[spiderkid]

Professor X? You OK?

voice;

[unwheeled]

Do I sound okay Miles? I am decidedly not okay!

voice;

[spiderkid]

Geez, well, okay, do you want me to get you out of there?

video;

[brobeforehos]

Oh, that does not look good at all. Can I help?

voice;

[unwheeled]

Find Erik. He has entirely too many goddamned teeth and is skulking about somewhere!

voice;

[brobeforehos]

No idea who Erik is. A description?

voice;

[violenthearted]

Limbs still intact?

[Fabulously, this is concern from Erik. He does not particularly want Charles to mangle himself, just uh...not. With the riot starting and whatnot. The irony of course is that Charles is correct, Erik is not much fussed about strangers. He just knows Charles will hate himself endlessly later - assuming this wears off or can be fixed @_@ - und das ist nicht gut. :(*]

[*Erik has never made that face ever]

voice;

[unwheeled]

My arm hurts Lehnsherr let me the hell out of here this instant!

voice;

[violenthearted]

[He should have welded the chair to the floor. B|]

I'm sorry, Charles, but you are decidedly unwell. And no one in the store seems to know anything, so I'll have to keep looking.

[A thing that is true: Erik hates this. Like, super double triple hates it, with sprinkles of hate and a hate-cherry on top of hate.]

voice; threadjacking because you didn't filter your shit magneto.

[studmuffin]

Hey. Tall, dark and vengeance-y. Let me tell you right now, bullying people is not romantic. I know. You should totally just let him free right now and then we can all get ... uh, strudel.

voice; because much like the honey badger, magneto don't care B|

[violenthearted]

Stiles.

Use your--unsettlingly thorough knowledge.

What is it that Charles does?

[Yanno, mutation-wise.]

audio;

[steleheart]

[ This is all very baffling and Clary's not sure what to make of it only that she doesn't recognise the man shouting. Because she is sadly from a time where you are only in her eyes as old and wrinkly and bald, so. ]

Why did he tie you to a chair?

audio;

[unwheeled]

Some claptrap nonsense about how I'm acting poorly and needed be kept safe as if I haven't managed to be kept safe for twenty-five years without his damnable intervention!

video;

[hexuality]

[Just this face.]

video;

[unwheeled]

[OMG Ginny Charles will be so sad later.]

So now the infernal thing beeps! Well I can't see you whomever it is. Laugh it up, I'm sure it's amusing.

[helsmaiden]

[Leah doesn't typically respond to the Network posts of strangers, but this poor fellow appears to be in a bit of a bind. (Pun neither noticed nor intended)]

Do you require assistance?

[unwheeled]

[Fortunately by the time Leah replies Charles has managed to calm down.] No. Thank you for your concern but I'm fine.

[eiremagic]

Actually I think you can-

Now if you should is different.

[unwheeled]

I... [Good lord you can hear him frowning in confusion.] No I shouldn't, but I'm not sure what you mean.