eighth ¤ textual reaction

[fe_male]

come over. i'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.

Comments

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[hulkbusted]

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

And you might want to check your network posts.

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[nosympathy]

Can we have the bacon first?

[diastereomer]

has stark industries ever been sued for sexual harassment?

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[mortemscintilla]

What does one have to do with the other?

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[threeolives]

Um, Tony?

[brobeforehos]

I'm almost certain some react favourably to that.

[theassassin]

Ha!

[coyote_walking]

Whoah...

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[istillbelieveinheroes]

Fitting...

permatext

[therightchoice]

are you a cannibal why are you eating bacon

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[doeswhathewants]

Eating out of what?

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[fe_male]

nahhhhhhhhhhh. it's more fun this way. invitation wasn't for you but you're still welcome to come over later for the bacon.

[fe_male]

no it must go in the precise order i stated.

[fe_male]

what ever could have prompted you to ask such a question

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[fe_male]

they both taste great

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[fe_male]

okay granted i meant to send it to you, not the whole network, but honestly i feel like the offer still applies

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[hulkbusted]

I'll pass. I already know too much.

[fe_male]

Some do. Getting some negative vibes from vegetarians though. Oh well.

[nosympathy]

Add a box of chocolate as well and you're on.

[fe_male]

point being?

[fe_male]

Yes?

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[fe_male]

my gosh, you're still here. i didn't even know

permatext

[fe_male]

i can eat tasty tasty bacon without being a cannibal because bacon is made of pigs and i am - while some call me as such regardless - genetically not a pig

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[fe_male]

if you're not old enough to get it it's not my job to educate you. in fact i'm pretty sure i'd get in trouble if i did

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[mortemscintilla]

I think that depends on the [ g u l p ] the type of bacon.