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[latenightfondue]

Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.

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[doeswhathewants]

Ew.

Awkward.

[latenightfondue]

Whoever hacked into my device and put that up there, pal, y'should be thankful. If it'd been left to me, the whole thing would'a been far more graphic.