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kingdom hearts - roxas

2.27;

So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?

[Five minutes later a voice addition is hastily appended]

That wasn't me!

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I think a lot of people are saying stuff they normally wouldn't.

Hopefully that means you don't really have a black eye.

I don't have either!

I was more concerned about the fact you might've been harmed.

But a lot of these messages are...of a questionable nature. I should've known it wasn't true.

Makes it a pretty predictable curse.

Still a dumb one, though.

A fairly obscene one, too. [He doesn't even understand 75% of them.]

[Roxas wishes he didn't.]

It's not even funny!

Not in the slightest. I can't understand how they're even supposed to be funny.

Maybe it's different if you didn't set up the joke.

...so the deities might be somewhere laughing as they watch all of this appear on the network?

I think that's probably exactly what they're doing.

I'm sorry you were affected, then.

[

what ]

Uh....?

[ SIGH ]

Just...forget I said anything. Because I didn't!

Well.. [ but bro that was weird ] Okay, if you say so. So you don't have a black eye, right?

Nope. Not the other one, either.

[ ;A; ]

[ shrugs ] Okay. What happened, though?

It was a dumb curse again. I know I shouldn't complain when they could do a lot worse, but do we really have to have such embarrassing ones?

Huh. I didn't even know curses could do that. [ but, well, there's no harm done, so he has nothing to complain about. ]

Hey, did you eat yet?

Seems like they can do just about anything.

[ shaking his head ] Nope, just cereal this morning.

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