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[mightbeconcussed]

[Lucy is working in her shop today when she turns on the video camera. She's leaning on the counter that the register sits on, her pointer finger between her lips, a neglected pile of lotions and bubble bath to one side.]

Today, I taste like strawberry ice cream. I kind of want to go home and lick myself.

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[mortemscintilla]

[ Oh Miss Lucy, oh. ]

S-Strawberry ice-cream?

[candothat]

[He just... what.]

You do?

[text]

[unwheeled]

You've set several young men into fits of shock with that announcement it would seem.

[mightbeconcussed]

Do you like strawberry ice cream?

[mightbeconcussed]

Yup.

So what are your plans for today, Pavel?

[text]

[mightbeconcussed]

Have I?

permatext!

[unwheeled]

So it would seem, I said.

It may have been the innate suggestiveness of an attractive woman announcing she wanted to lick herself, but I didn't exactly ask.

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[mortemscintilla]

Well. Yes.

[ He likes all the flavors. ]

[ Except bubblegum :< ]

[mortemscintilla]

Do you ... really taste like ice cream?

Or is that a figure of speech?

[mightbeconcussed]

Nope. I really taste like ice cream. It's a curse. It was mint chocolate chip last time though.

permatext!

[mightbeconcussed]

There could be a whole study on it. Mostly, it's probably Pavel. I don't think Li likes girls like that.

[mortemscintilla]

[ g u l p ]

I see.

Well, at least it's a benign curse. Maybe even fun, if you're hungry.

[unwheeled]

I'm not certain there have been studies done explicitly on the affect of a woman mentioning licking herself on the male psyche but, unfortunately, clinical sexuality is not my field of study.

[candothat]

Visiting you, I think.

[mightbeconcussed]

I've been cursed with things that were a lot less fun.

[mightbeconcussed]

What is your area of study?

[mightbeconcussed]

It's true! You are a genius.

[unwheeled]

Genetics. [And Charles is the worst flirt ever.] So is the assignment of flavors a curse or a blessing?

[mortemscintilla]

I just hope there are no cannibals in the City. You'd be the perfect target for them.

Also for.

Um.

Perverts.

[candothat]

I cannot deny that.

When are you off of work?

[valentineluke]

Or you could get an ice cream and lick that instead.

[mightbeconcussed]

It's okay. I'm in a public place.

[mightbeconcussed]

About six if you want to come pick me up. I don't like staying after dark.

[mortemscintilla]

You should still keep a can of mace handy. Just in case. [ He would tell you how often he's carried out contract-killings in public places. But. ]

[ Incognito. ]

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh totally calling it a blessing. I could be cursed to be a zombie. I'd really rather not go there.