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[theassassin]

[There is a rabbit on the screen. A sleek, twitchy nosed, black bunny watching the person holding the camera intently.

As far as curses go, this could be worse. But at the same time Natasha can't say she's exactly thrilled to be looking a cutesy, bunny - or they way it looks at her like it's waiting for her to drop her guard so it can rip her throat out with it's teeth. Or maybe that's just the assassin's paranoia.

But honestly, she feels like the furry little creature is looking into her not at her, and it's unnerving.

She swings the view away from the rabbit, but it's clear she's watching it. Closely.]

It seems I've acquired a... pet.

[The rabbit inches closer, and into Natasha's lap- to which the former Russian simply sighs and makes no attempt to move it away. Now the bunny is situated so that it can peer at the screen, it's face up close and taking up the whole view with it's whiskers, nose and a little view of it's teeth as it sniffs around at the device.

She can't be seen, but Natasha is rolling her eyes off camera. Why... does it have to be a rabbit? Of all the things.]

I'm not sure how I feel about this.



[OOC: Natasha has her very own daemon for the weekend. Yay~ Let's all hope she manages to make it through the weekend without killing her soul, which apparently is an adorable rabbit. Hey! Rabbits can be vicious!]

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[doeswhathewants]

The assassin with the heart of gold. Able to fell men in a single stroke by night and keep a gentle hand for her pet rabbit by day.

If you grow bored with it, I could skin the thing for you with but one cut.

[yourbestguysgun]

Is it overly familiar?

[godsgrace]

It's adorable.

[accidentalfugitive]

Thank fuck, I thought you'd been turned into a rabbit!

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[theassassin]

Thanks for the offer. However, should I decide I need it skinned I'm fairly certain I can handle the job myself.

[theassassin]

As in reminds me of someone. Or behaves as though I've had it for some time?

[theassassin]

... It is something.

[theassassin]

[A laugh] That would have made things awkward.

[accidentalfugitive]

[Very awkward]

Hey, so all the wierd curses today..? Um, I was hoping I could have a favour?

[Its full moon tonight and he's concerned he might chase it]

[theassassin]

[She's absently stroking her hand down the rabbit's back.]

They are pretty strange? Sure, if I can help.

[Oh...fun. Perfect time for the weird curses.]

[valentineluke]

[Hey, bunny. Here's a close-up of an overly interested snake.]

[theassassin]

[The bunny slinks back to rest against Natasha's chest, surprised by the sudden appearance of the snake on the screen.

The red head, pets it's reassuringly and eyes the snake warily.

Stay away from her bunny.]

[valentineluke]

[Device moved away from reptile.] My apologies. Some online rapid movements are attractive to him.

[theassassin]

[She nods.] No need. We're both still learning.

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[bettercallit]

[ Clint's lying on his bed, sprawled out with Fury at one side of him and a book at the other, device wavering above him where he holds it. ]

Always knew you had a softer side.

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[theassassin]

Don't make me come over there and hurt you.

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[bettercallit]

[ With a smirk. ] Might be more terrifying if you didn't have something cute and fluffy on your knee.

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[theassassin]

[Scowls.] Rabbit's can be viciously protective.

[accidentalfugitive]

Well, that offer to crash at yours, is it still open?

[The fact that he's as good as admited to being the one who she saw turn into a monster and kill the zombie that night is something he's ignoring. This lot of curses has him a bit twitchy]

[theassassin]

Of course it is.

[She doesn't blame him. For any of it.]

[accidentalfugitive]

Thank you.

Derek's been replaced by a different version of him. It happened to Stiles before but this is worse. I really, really can't be around him.

[theassassin]

[Wrinkles her nose, looking much more like the rabbit in her lap than she might like to admit.]

Curses are so much fun aren't they? Come on over you're welcome here.

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[bettercallit]

It's the carrots, right? They use those things like Coulson uses pens.

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[theassassin]

Oh yes. Totally the carrots. Speaking of... do we have any?

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[bettercallit]

There should be some in the tray at the bottom of the fridge. If not, I'm gonna do a run to the store later.