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[whitetwoguns]

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Before I say anything that might hurt somebody's feelings, I think there are some talented people in the City. I feel like I got to see three percent of those talented people recording themselves doing shit. The rest I think I could do without. I'm not a professional critic so go ahead and lick your wounds with that too. You know, talent shows are a good way to get perspective if you think you have something. I just hope it's more Gong Show than Star Search where you gotta wait it out. My own gong was remembering there's other shit to do.

But talking about the Gong Show reminds me, sometimes you get surprised. No, I didn't see a Popsicle Twins reenactment. I wouldn't have minded though.

[ooc; you're welcome]

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

I don't even know what to say to you.

[whitetwoguns]

Do you need to say something?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah, I was 11 when the gong came out.

[whitetwoguns]

...Okay. So you were.

It wasn't all this great quality though. I mean, I don't think you were missing that much.

[diastereomer]

That has nothing to do with nickels...

[ Good and distracted, yup. ]

[whitetwoguns]

I'm not sure why they were called that. But maybe to get more popsicles?

[skintoskin]

That just looks retarded.

[whitetwoguns]

You really think so?

[skintoskin]

Yeah. If sucking and licking is a talent, then I'm a fuckin' superstar.

[whitetwoguns]

Reach for the stars, pal.

I don't think the girls were expecting much. I think it was a punch to the censors. They cut the bit for the West coast feed as I recall.

[unflagging]

The classics never go out of style, do they?

[whitetwoguns]

For good reason. I mean, they wouldn't be classic if they just gone and faded away.

[unflagging]

Well, yeah, good point.

But there's classic and then there's just old.

[whitetwoguns]

The Gong Show is old. I mean, it's not making any reunion shows or anything.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

You know I'm talented.

video;

[whitetwoguns]

I got no negative critique.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

How about some positive?

video;

[whitetwoguns]

Fishing for compliments much, sauerkraut?

[signatures]

How about City idol?

[whitetwoguns]

I'm a Gong guy but I'll try anything once.

[signatures]

Experimental and open minded, that's a hard find.

[whitetwoguns]

That's a nice spin on there's a sucker born every minute.

[1/2; +1 wet blanket.]

[brothertragedy]

...

[What's the right way to react to such a scene? Stay quiet and look like you enjoyed it (and therefore seem perverted) or speak up and seem even more perverted for taking issue with it?

It seems he's going with the latter option, just as soon as he picks his jaw off the floor, figuratively speaking.]

[2/2; this response was in video]

[brothertragedy]

Honourable Sir, that was indecent. This network is accessed by children too, you know!

It is best to take responsibility not to corrupt impressionable young minds— suppose a child imitates such behaviour without understanding the implications...!

[video] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[whitetwoguns]

Woah. Woah. Easy there officer.

[Or...whatever he is.]

How else does one eat a frozen treat?