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[onset]

[There's a face to the British accent this time, and a little more of his radio-voice flare to it this time. He looks cheerful enough, considering his last post.]

All right, so - with the slight chaos from two days ago, thought I'd celebrate the silence and pay a visit to the library. This is what what I found. [he holds up a book - Learn French in 15 Minutes - and puts it back down to open on a marked page] Since French is my second language, why not share some of this book's very wise lessons with you?

[Because it isn't something you'd really do, Peter. But the curse has a different say today, so there you go.]

For example - this is a good one - mon chat est plein de puces.

Who can tell me what it means?

[He sounds amused. Go figure.

(hover over the sentence for a translation!)]

Comments

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[bdhabsdisf]

I suppose this book wants us to expect the unexpected-?

[nosympathy]

[She works at a club with...paid girl, humor is a terrible thing.]

Could be. What other useful phrases have you learned?

[onset]

There isn't much that it can teach me, personally, but I'd be happy to find another few for you.

[nosympathy]

I don't have much use to speak French, but why not? Let's hear what other wisdom the book has to share.

[onset]

All right. [Hmm, let's see. Clearing his throat:]

Cet homme a la soupe sur la tête.

[..,.]

Wow. That makes absolutely no sense.