012 :: Video

[hulkbusted]

[Bruce's morning had come with a jarring transition from sleep to wakefulness when his sleepy morning chest scratching had come minus the usual scritch of chest hair under his fingers and plus the uncomfortable obstruction of a metal object in his chest that turned out to be an arc reactor.

After a period of freaking out and self-examination, the varying particulars of which he will forever keep to himself, he's grabbed his communicator in an attempt to track down his own body.]

Hello, City, this is Bruce Banner currently occupying Tony Stark's body.

If you see this man, he is not Bruce Banner today.

Do not give him caffeine. Do try to help him stay calm.

Tony, wherever you are, I'll be responsible with your body. I assume you have mine, come see me so I can give you care and feeding instructions.

Comments

[threeolives]

Do not cut my nails, Tony.

[fe_male]

They grow back.

[threeolives]

Do not cut my nails, Tony.

[fe_male]

You know, it's not nearly as much fun to play with your hair when it's mine.

[threeolives]

I'd say go play with your own hair, but I don't think Bruce would appreciate it.

Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[fe_male]

I don't know, I usually like it.

Pepper. That rules out like. Almost all the fun things. Except me. And while the 'I usually like it' game works on some things, I'm with you on Bruce probably not appreciating that one. Again.

[threeolives]

Fine, just don't go too crazy.

Meanwhile I'll just sit here in Bruce's body and not touch anything.

Actually, speaking of not touching anything, there's a pair of eight year old boys who broke into your lab. You might want to check that out.

[fe_male]

There's what?

[ investigation. ]

If I find them can I use you to scare them? You're good with intimidation. Although I think a lot of it's the heels. Very authoritative.

Speaking of labs, are you going to Bruce's?

[threeolives]

Two boys in your lab. Go right ahead with the intimidation, it's half of what the heels are for anyway.

I am, meet you there later?

[fe_male]

I think I like the other half better.

Sure thing. Whenever I oust those two, I'll be over.

[threeolives]

You can have the other half when things are back to normal.

[fe_male]

Holding you to that.