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[pinwheeled]

Hello?

[There's a short pause.]

Look, I don't know what's going on, but I'm pretty sure this isn't somewhere I'm supposed to be, so if someone would care to explain... [Another pause follows, as well as a curt sigh.] My name is Robert Fischer. Assuming this place isn't another product of my subconscious, I would appreciate it if someone could tell me just what's going on. [Though something about his tone indicates that it wouldn't be so much appreciated as expected.] Thank you.

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[charring]

I'm pretty sure every resident here wishes this were just their imagination so, hey. You already have something in common with the rest of us. Same goes for being somewhere you're not supposed to be.

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[pinwheeled]

I can't imagine why. [Yes, that was sarcasm.]

Is there really no way out of here?

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[charring]

[Charlie firmly believes that Sarcasm and a decent sense of humor are two keys to surviving the City, so the sarcasm gets a small smile out of her.]

Unfortunately not. It's at the City's discretion when we come and go.

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[pinwheeled]

The City's discretion.

[There's a heavy sigh.]

Right. So. Where can I find whoever's supposed to be in charge here?