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[pinwheeled]

Hello?

[There's a short pause.]

Look, I don't know what's going on, but I'm pretty sure this isn't somewhere I'm supposed to be, so if someone would care to explain... [Another pause follows, as well as a curt sigh.] My name is Robert Fischer. Assuming this place isn't another product of my subconscious, I would appreciate it if someone could tell me just what's going on. [Though something about his tone indicates that it wouldn't be so much appreciated as expected.] Thank you.

Comments

[dropkick]

The guide for the City. That's where you are.

Before you ask, I don't know who named it that or why. It could be worse though.

[ Imagine living in a place called...Joe....or something. Yeah no he'll stick with City. ]

[pinwheeled]

["The City." Right.]

How could it be *worse*?

[dropkick]

Any number of people names, for starters. Expletives. Etc.

Worse.

[pinwheeled]

That's ridiculous.

[But even so.] Send me the guide.

1/2

[dropkick]

So is 'City', but a lot less awkward when saying 'I live in-'.

Three parts.

[dropkick]

[ All parts are ICly sent through as actual text attachments, not images, they've just been stored as images OOCly derp... ]

PART A, PART B, PART C

[pinwheeled]

[Well. He'll have to find some time later to read through all of these.]

Thank you.