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[dignity_misery]

[This was an inevitable happening.]

Like we can't just grow children in petri dishes... So you put aside some eggs for the unfortunate day you decide you want an organism of your own, and sterilize yourself in the meantime. Problem solved.

[Don't even need men involved, not that Carla would advocate a purely lesbian society.]

Although I wouldn't trust anyone here to be clean on a first glance, none of you keep your papers on you which should be routine, so the condoms are probably a good idea too. At least until you've taken a family trip to the doctor's office. It might save time to do it as a group, rather than waiting on everyone individually... Maybe that takes some of the spontaneity out of it, but you'll have more options in a group. Exponentially more. It probably makes up for it, when you get down to it.

[Thus concludes sex-ed with Carla... Get sterilized, use condoms, get tested, have orgies.]

Comments

[captainfuckingmagic]

That is the least fun I think I've ever heard anyone make that sound.

[dignity_misery]

So my pitch is a little lacking, maybe I can redeem myself in action.

[Her voice is so very withering right now.]

[captainfuckingmagic]

Nnnnnoo thank you, scary... lady. You're just a barrel short of whacking things off with all that clinicalism there - it's bad enough you're taking all the... Good parts out without removing them altogether.

[dignity_misery]

[She's really just going to stare at him. That was possibly the stupidest thing she's ever heard.]

Uh-huh.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[He's a bit used to being stared at. And for that particular reason, too, whaddya know.]

Why would you even try anymore though? The spontaneity and mood are half the point.

[dignity_misery]

So keep a condom on you if you don't have your shots.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I do, and I do, thanks. In as much as I don't need things for things I don't have. I thought you were saying that everybody needed to do both?

[dignity_misery]

No, I'm satisfied with a condom, but back home no one would be looking twice at being expected to prove they're uninfected. Which signals to me people aren't as careful here as what I'm used to and should get their junk checked.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Where're you from, anyway? Some sort of bubonic state?

[dignity_misery]

Something like that. We did have most of Europe wiped out in the 40s.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Well shit. Fuck, man I'm sorry. That sounds terrible.

[dignity_misery]

Most of us are vaccinated when we're born.

[They've assimilated, and it's home to her, not a sob story.]

But we like to keep on top of our health.