( video 10 )

[verylast]

[ When the feed kicks in, the Doctor is apparently holed up in some rather cramped and dark place. Judging by the way a broom falls in front of him just as he's about to speak, you could probably hazard a guess that he's in a cupboard. In the background there is a very muffled, very vulgar sounding accent that's saying some very particular things about the use of tongue. ]

This is not like it is in a Disney movie. [ Sounding put out. ] You'd think there'd be singing and maybe some cute little baby animals dancing around. Not -- not this.

[ Meester Doctor, we hav no time to lose. You must learn ze language of love at once.

Shouting to the door. ] Please go away, I'm not interested!

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[worstretconever]

[The Master is just laughing at this.]

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[verylast]

I don't know what you're cackling about.

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[worstretconever]

What, you don't see the humour in the situation? Pity.

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[verylast]

I had to hide in the cupboard.

... Again.

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[worstretconever]

[He can't miss this opportunity to leer at the Doctor.] You never know, it might be sound advice.

[Hold on, he has to snicker for just another moment or two.]

All right, which cupboard are you in?

[horseish]

Which language is the language of love?

[verylast]

Most people assume it's French, but I quite like the Qu-ignal overtones. Much more sweet.

[horseish]

I haven't heard that one. What's it like?

[verylast]

[ He makes a serious of low and gutteral clicking sounds, kind of like a klllllltch-hick of noise, then grins. ]

Lovely, isn't it?

[horseish]

Okay.

[If you say so.]

How many languages can you speak?

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[universaltranslator]

O-oh my!

[She's not so much embarrassed as incredibly amused. And sympathetic.]

Now there's a language I don't know.

[giggle]

Do you need some help?

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[verylast]

[ He huffs, knocks something down again and even through all that she can probably still hear them. ]

They just won't stop.

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[universaltranslator]

Maybe you should let them give you a lesson or two, and they'll be happy and go away.

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[verylast]

[ They're trying to talk to him about sex, Nyota. ]

I don't think that will work out.

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[universaltranslator]

[...and? She doesn't see the problem.]

Why not?

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[brobeforehos]

Poor Doctor.

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[verylast]

I'm sure it would be very useful advice but it would serve better to anyone with an interest.

[ Righting the mop. ]

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[brobeforehos]

But bullied by faux-French birds, what a day.

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[verylast]

Exactly.

[ Flailing a hand up. ] I'd really like to teach them a thing or two about peer pressure.

[waitedforyears]

You know, I have been telling you that.

[verylast]

Yes, but I'd rather you tell me things like this rather than hearing it from an overzealous chicken.

[waitedforyears]

You didn't listen when I told you, either.

[verylast]

You're not covered in feathers.

[whosdaughter]

[Sorry, she might be laughing at you a little] Trying to break into the dating game, Dad?

[verylast]

No, no. Definitely not.

But they won't believe me.