ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ (
onset) wrote in
poly_chromatic2012-12-17 08:09 pm
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1 . VOICE . four calling birds
[Hello, City. You have acquired +1 hopeless human being, complete with a very English accent and no sense of direction. His voice sounds pleasant enough, at least.]
He - [wait is this thing working
okay, we'll just assume it is] Hello? I'm sorry, I have no idea who I'm talking to, but nothing else will work, and - I need help.
[yes, this pause is meant to be a silent expression of how awkward he feels, and this is why:]
I think - I hit my head. [he's actually pretty sure he did that, if waking up with his cheek pressed against concrete and a nasty headache followed by what he assumes is amnesia are anything to go by.] I don't know where I am or how I got here, and... I seem to be hearing things? [voices coming from a random assortment of birds and a clock ticking, to be exact. With a very pointed exhale (he may be feeling sick in addition to everything else):]
Could someone take me to hospital?
He - [wait is this thing working
okay, we'll just assume it is] Hello? I'm sorry, I have no idea who I'm talking to, but nothing else will work, and - I need help.
[yes, this pause is meant to be a silent expression of how awkward he feels, and this is why:]
I think - I hit my head. [he's actually pretty sure he did that, if waking up with his cheek pressed against concrete and a nasty headache followed by what he assumes is amnesia are anything to go by.] I don't know where I am or how I got here, and... I seem to be hearing things? [voices coming from a random assortment of birds and a clock ticking, to be exact. With a very pointed exhale (he may be feeling sick in addition to everything else):]
Could someone take me to hospital?

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Uhm - are we still in London?