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[synanthrope]

What's that song?

That and rings that clash with everything. Seeing home wasn't really enough to keep trying them on was it?

What did you see?

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[synanthrope]

I have better things to do with my time than watch repetitive television.

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Television? Television? Oh no, ma'am! I mean the literary classics--as in books.

[synanthrope]

I have even less time for books.

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That's a shame to hear.

Well, I suppose it takes all kinds, though, doesn't it?

[synanthrope]

Why is that a shame?

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Oh, well, as someone who might be described as a voracious reader, I guess I just always feel the need to come to the defense of my friend and ally the printed word.

[synanthrope]

I much prefer discovering how things work.

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In that case, I retract my previous incorrect assumptions.

[synanthrope]

That I'm not very intelligent?

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No, more like assumptions that you're idling away your time.

Clearly, I have overstepped my bounds in that regard.

[synanthrope]

I own a garage, Mr. Fletcher.

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Which must keep you busy taking things apart, putting them back together, and figuring out how they work.

[synanthrope]

It does.

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Handy.