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[ You don't fuck with Captain America ... More importantly, you don't fuck with Steve Rogers. Because Bucky Barnes has always been one step behind him to make sure that was pretty much public knowledge. You don't mess with Steve, because if you mess with Steve you mess with Bucky and that's always been the way since they were knee high and throwing a punch solved all problems. ]

Anyone wanna tell me why Captain America has a black eye? [ A quiet hum. ] C'mon, fess up. I promise to only shoot non-vital organs.

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What happened?

I don't know, he won't tell me. [ IT'S BUGGING HIM. ]

Well. He's probably got a reason, yeah?

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Bucky, you don't have to shoot anyone.

Non-vital organs only. See, I can compromise.

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Captain.. America?

[ Oh wait. ]

Captain Rogers. Steve.

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Is 'Captain America' a stage name?

Kinda.

[ Crap. He probably shouldn't have been swearing in front of kids. ] But we pretend the chorus show never happened.

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Isn't that an act of treason in America? Like punching a bald eagle.

[ A snort. ]

Probably. Ain't ever heard of anyone who could find and hit a bald eagle.

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Whoa. Wait, what?

Yeah.

I'm gonna figure this out.

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No clue. But, the promise portion is somewhat amusing.

well if i find out you can watch.

[ He doesn't have any hard feelings towards Nat, actually he'd probably like to get to know her better. So he's almost pleased she decided to respond. ]

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[Text] Yeah, she can't avoid him forever, besides he sort of sounded like James ; ;

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[Text] oh Nat ;

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[Text] Ehh at least she'st trying.

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Firstly, I doubt Captain America really needs someone to go around shooting organs in his defense.

Secondly... someone punched Captain America? That seems like a monumentally bad life decision.

Maybe he doesn't, but I've been lookin' after that dumb kid for my whole life. Not gonna stop now just 'cause he's a Captain.

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You have got to be kidding me.

Nope, perfectly serious.

[ He's just oddly protective, okay? ]

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Somebody gave the Pres-- I mean Captain America a black eye? Must have been one heck of a punch.

Apparently so. Don't think he gave it to himself.

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I didn't do it. Cross my mangled heart and hope you'll take me seriously.

Didn't think you did.

[ Mostly because he doesn't think Tony could win enough to hit Steve. ]

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Don't look at me.

You wouldn't dare. [ A smirk. ] You weren't on the wanted list.

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