Calibration 58 [video]

[officer_garrus]

Alright, the cow was almost worth it just because it turned into dextro-only cheese at midnight.

[He takes a slice of said cheese and puts it over a cracker, which he eats.]

And does anyone know how to get cow smell out of an apartment?

Comments

[punchedhitler]

How hard is it for you to get cheese normally?

[officer_garrus]

Not very, but normally it's not this good.

[punchedhitler]

Well, then I'm glad the cows worked out for at least one of us.

[officer_garrus]

It still trailed mud and cow shit into my place.

[harrydresden]

What's dextro-only?

Have you tried Febreeze? Or those little smelly candles?

[officer_garrus]

It means I can eat it and not die.

Are those heavy duty?

[harrydresden]

This is interesting while not telling me what dextro is.

Well Febreeze is pretty impressive. But I've also never tried to get the smell of cow out of my digs. Where's a faerie when you need one huh?

[officer_garrus]

Dextro-amino acids.

Guess I'll try those then.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Dare I ask how badly you messed up your apartment to get it to reek of cow?

[harrydresden]

Er... amino acids. I've heard of those. I'll go with it.

Let me know how it goes. I may need to use it in the future.

[officer_garrus]

It better work, or I'm sleeping on a bench tonight.

[officer_garrus]

I opened my door because I heard a noise out in the hallway, and the cow ran in.

[harrydresden]

Don't you just get used to the smell after a while?

[officer_garrus]

You've obviously never smelled cow shit.

[majorcrotchgrab]

... Wow.

[harrydresden]

The joy of being human I guess. Eventually you adapt. Trust me, I've smelled some pretty impressively rank shit.