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[deadmanbusiness]

[Action]

There's a Theo up in a tree. Why is he up in the tree? Because there's a bunch of very angry bulls surrounding said tree.

Occasionally one bangs its head into the trunk, causing it to shake and rattle badly. However, Theo seems to have a good grip on the tree.

How long this will last and how long the tree will last standing is up for debate.]


[Video]

Damn I wish Trever was here. But he's not. Anyone good at cow... bull wrangling? Because I'd really like to come down.

Comments

[valentineluke]

Problem?

[deadmanbusiness]

Besides being stuck in a tree, surrounded by bulls who are threatening to knock the tree down and if things keep on going like they are, I will be in a fallen tree surrounded by bulls... no problems.

[Sarcasm? He's learned it well.]

[valentineluke]

Just a minor inconvenience.

Have you 'looked' around the area? Something dead and possibly useful maybe laying about somewhere.

[deadmanbusiness]

Checked.

Nope.

[valentineluke]

Really must get you a gun.

Should I come and lend assistance or would your rather wait it out?

[deadmanbusiness]

I had a gun. I just didn't have it on me when I came here.

[Grumble, grumble]

How good are you at cow wrangling?

[valentineluke]

They seem to known better in not challenging an armed apex predator.

action;

[beyourarmy]

[And flying near the tree is a concerned angel member of the Police Force.]

You want any help? I don't like hurting animals, but I can fly you out of here.

Re: action;

[deadmanbusiness]

ACK!

[There's a squawk and Theo nearly tumbles out of the tree.]

action;

[beyourarmy]

[Leave it to Setsuna to freak out the person he's trying to save!]

Whoa! [Quickly, he swoops to get Theo before he can reach the cows - or the ground. Of course, he wasn't expecting anything else to go wrong at this point.]

Re: action;

[deadmanbusiness]

[The squawk turns into a scream of pain as soon as Theo's in the aura.]

action;

[beyourarmy]

Hey! What's wrong? [Setsuna instantly panics. Trying to clear an area free of cows, so if nothing else, he can pull away and Theo can have some space.]

Re: action;

[deadmanbusiness]

[Too busy screaming in pain to talk. K. Thanks? He's never actually been this close to an actual angel before. So, ow.]

[steleheart]

I could try and cause a distraction for you.

[deadmanbusiness]

Without getting run over?

[steleheart]

Maybe.

[ She's close enough to where he is she could get to him in a few minutes. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

If you think you can...

[He gives a jerk and wobble as the tree wavers.]

is he bad with angels? /reads threads

[steleheart]

I'll be there as soon as possible.

Holy objects burn him. You can't get more holy than an angel.

[deadmanbusiness]

Thank you.

[mortemscintilla]

Everything okay, Mr. Sammeth?

[ No, Li. No it isn't. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Theo gives him a :| face.]

If your definition of being stuck in a tree is okay, then yes, I am.

[mortemscintilla]

[ You get the O: face. ]

A fruit tree?

[ Li, why does this matter? ]

[deadmanbusiness]

Why?

[mortemscintilla]

We-ell, while you're waiting up there, at least you'll have snacks.

[ Snacks are why he gets out of bed each day, ok. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

[Coffee is Theo's reason. It's the only reason he can be out during the day.]

It's winter. Generally trees don't bear fruit in the winter.

[The video shakes and Jasper runs up his head and bounces higher into the tree.]