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[never_very_good]

Doesn't even seem weird anymore when people bleed half to death, shit turns to candy, whatever. But this? Creeps me out.

Dunno what that says.

Just glad it's not me for once.

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[eiremagic]

Still me, too.

[never_very_good]

Thank God.

[eiremagic]

Bless. I can feel your odd nose.

[never_very_good]

[Can you feel it scrunching up?]

Nothing wrong with it.

[eiremagic]

Like a wee bat.

[never_very_good]

Who're you calling wee?

[eiremagic]

You, boyo.

[never_very_good]

Asking for it.

[He will throw you over a shoulder, lady.]

[eiremagic]

Asking for what, eh?

[never_very_good]

A reminder.

[eiremagic]

Wee.

Bat.

[never_very_good]

[Yep, you're getting thrown over a shoulder.]

Wee.

[eiremagic]

[She laughs, but she doesn't kick him]

Oy, don't drop me.

[never_very_good]

Yeah, you'd be too hard to find.

[eiremagic]

You ought to set me down and kiss me.

[never_very_good]

Could do that, I guess. If my nose isn't too distracting.

[eiremagic]

Wee bat nose.

[never_very_good]

[He turns on a heel and swings her a bit, just to be annoying.]

[eiremagic]

[She squeals and grips onto his waist.]

[never_very_good]

You were saying?

[eiremagic]

Wee bat nose, set me down, you ape!

[never_very_good]

[Ape isn't much of an improvement, but he does set her down, grinning.]

[eiremagic]

[She catches his face and kisses him like it's oxygen]

Oy.

[never_very_good]

[He leans in to make that easier. Since she's the wee one, and all.]

So glad you're still you.

[eiremagic]

Are you saying you wouldn't kiss me?